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1. SOBER- possessed of iron Will, but often lacking a sense of humor. Helpful with doing dishes, finding cd's and lifts home. Probably in need of several stiff drinks!2. TIPSY- The usual signs are a flushed face, stuped grin, loud voice and a profound love for mankind. The sufferer is incredibly deep, intelligent and insightful but prone to giggle.3. Plastered- Extremely generous, loud and confident. Suffering from verbal dearrhea and a belief that he/she can drink anyone under the table!4. Drunk- Suffering from vision, hearing & speech impairment, with an snsatiable appetite. Will do anything that moves. Possessing an illogical belief that he/she is gorgeous despite dribbling and slobbering!5. WASTED- Invincible but incapable. Suffering from extreme loss of balance, co-ordination and sex appeal. Liable to sleep anywhere. Babbling incoherently with loss of most bodily functions!6. HUNG-OVA- Suffering from near death like state, often catatonic and always with a pounding headache. Unbalanced with no sense of humor. Needs total silence and another DRINK!!!!
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My great grandfather he means the world to me...