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About Me

I hate private profiles. They're super douchey.

I don't like eating animals. It's gross.

I have a schlitz tattoo. It's better than PBR and impossible to find in Portland.

I really want to be in a Troma film before I die.

I cuss too much and drink too much and probably do a lot of other bad things too often.

Buffalo Seitan makes my world go 'round. Seitan is an impossible find in portland.

I am a celebrity gossip whore. I'm not ashamed.

I'm in the beginning stages of becoming a crazy cat lady.

If I make it to elderly status, i plan on opening a fabulous gay bar.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Tim Kasher--He makes me weak in the knees and i can't wait to have his babies and give him reasons to write songs. Oh and sing me to sleep every night.
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Geoff Rickley--Pure sex? Absolutely.

Jorma Taccone-- he can dance for me anytime....

Queen Latifah--She's big and beautiful. I want to nuzzle in her glorious breasts and tell her all of my problems.

Chris Hansen--He catches child predators. What's not to love??

Willam H Macy-- Through him, all things are possible. His life on this earth makes me feel safer and more secure.

Samuel L Jackson--
seriously, does this one REALLY need an explanation??
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Shannyn Sossamon--she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

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My Blog

Lots of laughter and sex

You said when we embarked on this great adventure together, that lots of laughter was essential in a relationship.I agreed.You also made the point that a great deal of sex was of equal importance.Agai...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:06:00 GMT

explain to me again why i need a man

It's quite sad that people are able to say appalling things to others with no consequence. I received a letter from an ex today. From outward appearances, it looks as though a spiteful 15 yr old wro...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:11:00 GMT

a few thoughts on oregon

I have lived here for a little over a month, and i have formed a few opinions. Automobile drivers: People here cannot drive. I am convinced oregon drivers are the worst on the planet...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:02:00 GMT

oh god, reality sets in.

best birthday ever. yep.jessica and kristin came out.maggiano's, pedicabs, chad bars, bottle service, unnecassary carrafe replacement, gossip, talking shit and not realising the person was...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:17:00 GMT

circus demo ’08

overall the circus demo went well. I wish there had been better organization, as i didn't know about the protests until thursday. and i couldn't go until saturday.It was freeeeezing today. ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 22:47:00 GMT

house of 1000 corpses is coming on

this will be the second time i've watched it in the past 6 hours. what can i say? it makes me happy.I've spent all day watching my parents dish network in my p.j.'s, sleeping, and ea...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:31:00 GMT

your little hoodrat friend makes me sick

yeah, i got a new tattoo. i know you all care. i wanted to kick infant animals because i hurt so bad. maybe i'm a pussy.
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 16:36:00 GMT

it's happened again

Another friend has died. Rhianna was an amazing girl. I went to school with her in Fort Collins. She, Lauren, and I used to tear that town up. Bingo, dancing on the bar, lots o...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:56:00 GMT

is that a muppet babies tattoo?

I have finished my last alcohol class ever, tonight. thank god. My thursday nights will no longer be spent feeling terrible about myself for drinking. I no longer have to sit in a ci...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 18:30:00 GMT

about me

I realised today there are a lot of things i don't like. yep. 1. apples- what type of tasty satisfaction can one get from an apple? oh thats right, none. 2. Oranges- i can see the m...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 13:10:00 GMT