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Danno!

Say nothing of my religion. It is known to God and myself alone. Its evidence before the world is to

About Me

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. Your are his life, his love, and his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."-Unknown

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. P.J. O'Rourke


I love this site, they have the best shirts!

T-SHIRT HELL


"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -Frank Sinatra






My Interests

*A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"* Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?*That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.*I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. -------So I said "Implants?" She hit me.*The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

*Stupid Stuff*

*If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.*If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.*The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.*A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.*Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour*The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.*Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (why cant humans be so lucky)*Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.*An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.*Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody up for a good time

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Music:

I listen to almost all kinds of music. Country, Rock, Oldies, Classic Rock, Rap, Punk, Soft Rock, basically what ever is on- except in elevators!

Movies:

The Rock, Lord of the Rings, Face Off, Austin Powers, The Great Outdoors, 3000 Miles to Graceland, American Pies, The Rundown, Scarface, Young Frankenstein, Stop or my Mom will Shoot, K911, Animal House, Old School, Better off Dead, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Ice Age 1&2, Daddy Daycare, The Notebook, Rush Hours, Friday Night Lights, Remember the Titans, Radio, Coach Carter, Bad Boyz, Hitch, Conair, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Interview with a Vampire, Blade, Queen of the Damned, Underworld, Three Kings, Gone in Sixty Seconds, Wedding Crashers, The Alamo, The Longest Yard Old and New, Uncle Buck, Howard the Duck, Coneheads, The Devils Advocate, Barbershop, The Green Mile, A Beautiful Mind, 8 Mile, Supercross, and The Punisher just to name a few of my favorites.

Books:

Fuck books these are better!!!

Heroes:

My Grandfather was my biggest hero. He had always been there for me no matter what i did, where i did it, and who i did it with. I also cant forget my Aunt Kim who has been the greatest influence in my life. Im so much like her i scare her sometimes.

My Blog

Spoiled rich bitch!

Check out this video, its hilarious!http://www.break.com/index/spoiled_rich_chick.html
Posted by Danno! on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:12:00 PST

Random Thoughts

Healthy Pessimism Have you ever been diagnosed as being a 'healthy pessimist'?  Meaning, you are a realist; you don't get your hopes up about anything and you don't trust anyone to hand you hap...
Posted by Danno! on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:33:00 PST

All about me!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Danny BoyBirthday:09-23-85Birthplace:Phx, AzCurrent Location:Colby, KsEye Color:BlueHair Color:BlondHeight:5'11"Right Handed or Left Handed:RightYour Heritage:M...
Posted by Danno! on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:14:00 PST

Why beer is better than women

1.  You can enjoy a BEER all month.2.  BEER stains wash out.3.  You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.4.  Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car.5.  When BEE...
Posted by Danno! on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:34:00 PST