Vote for my movie, help me win a Mac Book Pro |
Hey all, a few weeks back I participated in Apple's "Insomnia Film Festival" basically we had 24 hours to write, shoot, edit, and post a movie on Apple's website using their "secret" criteria th...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 16:07:00 GMT |
I'd name my buffet "God Buffet." |
Ok, for awhile I've been hearing people say, "There's no good Chinese food in this town." What the hell consitutes good chinese? I've been to other cities, I've had Chinese food there.&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 23:51:00 GMT |
There's something wrong with the robots! |
So I stole this from my friend Bryan's Myspace page. I think these "celeb" picks are dead-on. And what company to be in, Saiful Apek, Jan Peter Balkenende, and Gro Harlem Brundtland.&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:57:00 GMT |
Re: Your Hygiene |
Hey Dudes... WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS AFTER YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM. I don't want to handle your smegma, alright? Two seperate people left two different bathrooms I was in the other day without w...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 23:05:00 GMT |
HELP! I'm caught between the Moon and New York City! |
I know it's crazy but it's true. So, we meet again here in our dark secret blog hole. Can you smell the musty growth here on our blog walls? It is thick, you can almost taste it, b...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 21:07:00 GMT |
O.o |
Ok, I don't have much to say about this... just look... it comes in a variety of colors...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 11:22:00 GMT |
Shitstorm Aught Six |
So we had some strong winds last weekend in case you hadn't heard. My family, Liz, and myself escaped without harm. I won't bore you with all the details. It invovled sitting the major pa...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 22:35:00 GMT |
El Gigante Loco |
Family Video is starting to suck. They used to be king shit on turd mountain, but now they're getting cheap. It used to be I would go in there, and find pretty much any movie I was looki...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 17:03:00 GMT |
Boy is my face red. |
So my brother tells me the only people on MySpace are teenagers and sexual predators. Using my college education and my graphing calculator I have determined I am no longer a teenager. T...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 15:10:00 GMT |
