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Beer and Pretzels

You guys have more pedals than the store!

About Me

"The master plan is not done yet, so what you see is what you get...

...the blueprints are in disarray, but that's okay. They like it that way."

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/13/2004
Band Website: beerandpretzels.cjb.net
Band Members: CHAD WRIGHT
JON KASHETTA
JON WERTMAN
JOSH UPDEGROVE
Influences: Talking Heads, Tera Melos, Dog Fashion Disco, King Crimson, Melvins, Parliament/Funkadelic, Sonic Youth, The Police, Gruvis Malt, Fiesel, Dead Kennedys, Deftones, Mr. Bungle, Between The Buried And Me, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, Yes, Primus, The Who, Johnny Cash, Minutemen, Raymond Scott, Rush, Beck, Neil Young, Dillinger Escape Plan, The Clash...Is this making any sense? No. We didn't think so.
Sounds Like:

Four young men, with guitars, bass, and drums, being pushed down a flight of stairs.

DISCOGRAPHY:


See The Music (2001)
1. the day the earth exploded
2. if i knew how to read or write (i'd send a post card)
3. bad day
4. i will survive
5. creamed corn
6. another day in the life
7. narcoleptic dachshund (the puckus!)
8. redneck jam
9. the asylum
10. i live in my car
11. lost in the mail
12. jammin'
13. when the clock strikes 13
14. chicken pot pie
15. i hate christmas
16. camel walk
17. mr. robotron (fast car)


Awkward Silence (2002)
1. anti-gravity
2. sun through binoculars
3. make noise
4. brain cloud
5. we don't want you...
6. yes no maybe
7. twig
8. pungent stench
9. zoltan blues
10. another brick in the wall
11. pulling teeth


Avoiding Thought At Any Cost (2004)
1. introduck-shun
2. hXa!
3. twist the knife
4. dreaming of reality
5. the only way out of a paper bag is by drinking what's inside
6. a right turn in the wrong direction
7. ring of fire
8. gerard depar-don't
9. intermishun
10. ashes to ashes
11. refrigerator


Introducing... Beer and Pretzels (2005)
1. the day the earth exploded
2. the only way out of a paper bag is by drinking what's inside
3. narcoleptic dachshund
4. twig
5. save yourself
6. pulling teeth


EEM! (2006)
1. Oh My God, Wal-mart's On Fire And My Arm Is Stuck In The Blood Pressure Tester
2. Potter County Drive-by
3. Nikolai, Nickel-Eye
4. XhalfwaYdamnedZ
5. I'm A Real Vampire, Not A Hollywood Vampire
6. Misshapen
7. One Grey Door
8. The Six Degrees Of Kevin Pork Product
9. Doug-less (Scott-free)
10. I Know Things About You
11. There Are No Bones In The Ice Cream
12. OEM-1418
13. Fo
14. Drop From The Rafters


Record Label: Kash Recordings/Glurg Productions
Type of Label: None

My Blog

originality comes with a case of the blues...

(lyric ripped from our very own "17927")Friday, May 23, 2008 - Open Your Eyes to Dream Art Gallery, Bloomsburg, PA-We find out this morning that Kash is unable to play the show.-I rack my brain to com...
Posted by Beer and Pretzels on Mon, 26 May 2008 09:42:00 PST

highly-caffeinated rage-driven overstimulated reverse-bender...to trainwreck

’Bout time for a blog there, bud, huh?Friday, April 4, 2008 - Pug(h)’s Birthday show - Tuesday Tunes, Shamokin, PAAlways a good time.  Working twelve hours and then playing a show isn...
Posted by Beer and Pretzels on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:58:00 PST

weve played a lot of damn shows

I just recovered this not too long ago. Here's a list of our past shows, as well as those we've played with. Here's to many, many more to come! -Chad 4.17.00 NAHS Coffeehouse, Lewisburg High School, L...
Posted by Beer and Pretzels on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:31:00 PST

too podunk for punk!

Friday, February 15, 2008 - Tuesday Tunes, Shamokin, PAAh, a good old-fashioned Shamokin punk show.  These always make us stick out like a sore thumb, but are always a hell of a time.  Coal ...
Posted by Beer and Pretzels on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:30:00 PST

the year of the rat!

Well, where are my manners?  I've been quite lazy.Christmas in Tamaqua: Low turnout, but spent it with our friends The Lampshades, The Arsenal, and The Beef Six, along with "Kid who paid" and "Fr...
Posted by Beer and Pretzels on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:15:00 PST

a long hard look at life...

...in the past two months for making this string of shows possible, and awesome...even though we ended on two stinkers. It was a blast seeing everyone local, and not-so local, but...there comes a tim...
Posted by Beer and Pretzels on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:47:00 PST

let me in your house! ive got a shopping cart full of love to give to you.

Saturday, October 27, 2007 - Hoagie's Garage, Shamokin, PASaturday, October 27, 2007 - Acoustic set! "Nightmare on Maple Street", Delano, PACoal. And lots of it!I met Josh and Wertman at the Wertman...
Posted by Beer and Pretzels on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 05:10:00 PST

i remember doing the time warp...

Saturday, October 13, 2007 - The Capitol...er...Tuesday Tunes, Shamokin, PASummary: Tuesday Tunes, formerly of our point of origin, Lewisburg, PA, relocates to the site of former Shamokin/Coal Region ...
Posted by Beer and Pretzels on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:44:00 PST

puttin on the ritz...

That is all.  Good night.-Chad Saturday, October 6, 2007 - The Ritz Theater, Muncy, PAHahaha.  Okay.  In seriousness, this was a fun show and a good night.  Synopsis...
Posted by Beer and Pretzels on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:09:00 PST

capital critters!

Saturday, September 22, 2007 - Smalls, Harrisburg, PA This place is downright awesome.  A punk bar.  I've been trying to get us into more of these kinds of places.  A bar we could play ...
Posted by Beer and Pretzels on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:06:00 PST