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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am into cannibilism, necrophilia, pedophilia, racism, hate crimes, rape, and jogging.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh
Birthday: 10/10/1982
Birthplace: Elgin, IL
Current Location: Skokie, IL
Eye Color: Blue-Green
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Croatian/Puerto Rican/Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Reebok Classics
Your Weakness: Obsurd Comedy
Your Fears: "Don't let me die in an automobile..." J.M.
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicago Pizza w/ Sausage, Pepperoni, Green & Red Peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Write more/ Film short movie(s)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Holla Back
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck'n shit
Your Best Physical Feature: Left Knee
Your Bedtime: 4am-8am
Your Most Missed Memory: My vacations (L.A., Tampa, Cancun, Amsterdam, Toronto)
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fuck Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mix it up; I do.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Twat? I cunt here you.
Do you Sing: Terribly, but I do it anyways.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: Only the big Universities that I can't afford.
Do you want to get Married: Yes; hopefully only once.
Do you belive in yourself: What am I; Santa Clause?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes, especially when compared to burn victims.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes; the bigger the better.
Do you play an Instrument: No, but I'm trying to teach myself piano.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, but not often. I always have to fuck'n drive.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Mariyuoutta
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Well we know who sponsors this site.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never
In the past month have you been on Stage: I auditioned for a role in play, but I didn't get cast.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I wish.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Bathtub count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Stole a lollipop from my inner child. I was hungry.
Ever been Drunk: Very much so.
Ever been called a Tease: Guys don't tease; we beg.
Ever been Beaten up: No; I run...fast.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes and I felt great about it.
How do you want to Die: With everyone else in a Nucleur blast.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Filmaker
What country would you most like to Visit: Kenya
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green, but color not import; only depth.
Favourite Hair Color: Dunno
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Not taller than me
Weight: Light enough for me to lift.
Best Clothing Style: Comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: No Crack, Coke, or Heroin; eveything else okay.
Number of CDs I own: 50+
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Immeasurable. I learn the hard way.

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My Blog

Assholes In Sunglasses

Who are these assholes that wear sunglasses late at night? You know the ones, hair all gelled up or shaved into the letter Z, always dressed like they're about to go to a club; even if there in a fuck...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:16:00 GMT

Beyond The Grave

Everyone always asks, "Where do people go when they die?  Where do you go when you die?"  People always seem to wonder.  Would you like to know where people go ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 00:37:00 GMT

Ode To The Woman

    One of the finest treasures the earth ever produced was the woman.  Woman the creator and guradian of life.  Truly beautiful in every form; mother, sister, wife, daughter....
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:14:00 GMT

Straight A's

The only tests I scored high on were Drug Tests.  "High" being the key word.
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 00:28:00 GMT

On The John

If a monk, living in a monestary, has taken a vow of silence, what does he do when he's taking a shit and the toilet paper runs out?  Does he just sit there and wait untill the next guy come...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 17:11:00 GMT

Rocket Science

NASA recently teamed up with Lockheed Martin, the weapons and bombs manufacturer, to work together on the shuttle program.  If you thought space shuttles were blowing up before...  What rock...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 19:17:00 GMT

That's My Parking Space

     Don't you just love people who try to save their parking spaces on the street, while they're gone, by placing chairs there when they leave?  I love those people!&nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 02:47:00 GMT

Sit-Ups

The only sit-ups I do is, when I sit up to grab the muthafuck'n remote.
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:33:00 GMT

Missing Animals

Have you ever noticed that when you go to the zoo, half of the animals are never there? Either the zebra's there, but camel's at the dentist; the rhino's there, but the alligator's at the chiropractor...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 20:01:00 GMT

Border Patrol

While driving through the American/Canadian border in and out of Canada both countries border patrol asked me a set of questions, the same questions on both sides of the border, and I though...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 05:37:00 GMT