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About Me

holy shit....the world just got smaller...keeps getting smaller...i shouldnt be allowed to think....i sleep backwards and my heads on upsidedown....i fell UP....then sometimes the sky falls offf and the mountains get up and danceee...
my favourite nation = hibernation
lots of my pants have assflowers...look!
here's some of my favourite words: esophagus, fandango, spake, duodenum, eggcorn, eggnog(actually, just NOG), fark, petulent, bioluminescent, paradigm, qualm, PATE, vortex, octopi, whippoorwill, FRENZY!, sinosauropteryx, orb, orbit, rhombus, moot, soot, sombrero, spatula, hogwash, plethora, onomonopoea...and anything with an "ae" in it
i have a better idea of what planet im on now, but i dont like it
i was born in the wrong dimension...3-D?...i should be at least 5 or 6-D
no, but REALLY....im a human male that lives in w-b...i tend to travel a lot, now that it's 2007 i'll be all over the u.s. and europe (or home, otherwise!)....feel free to write to me or check my blog for details....thanksssssssss
im gonna go do this for a living:
me & kyle, burnin' in HECK:
oh yeah,i'm running for president...vote for me?

My Interests

sssssslllleeeeeeeppp. dream warrior. horror movies & their soundtracks. xerography. kazoos. playing guitar/synth/drums/accordian. fresh garlic. sewing by hand. stripes. polkadots. shapes. patterns. culture. travel. profanity. being a pottymouth. sweetness. unselfish love. sloppyness. filth. afternoon delight. sellin' hotdogs. buns. goatstorms. porn fields. smutplants. fffark chunnel. shaving my armpits. not wearing deodorant. showers. stinky hippie oils. pheremones. PINK BISMUTH. ol'quil. dragontoothpiss. grapefruit juice. middleswarth potato chips(and most bbq chips in general). turkey hill iced teas. bubbles. dragons. assflowers. snail riding. shredded english. alien languages shattered to death. a good power ballad. taking dictionaries and changing all the definitions. and i like nice people that arent mean-O's. thrift store shopping. SOCK HUNTING ("let's go sock hunting!"). traditional satanic artwork. virgin sacrifice. goats blood. sin. obliteration of mankind. pestilence. doom. dimensions. thc. psilocybin. dimethyltriptamine.beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.

I'd like to meet:

crispin glover's character in friday the 13th pt IV: the final chapter:

dead:

chuck:

bill rogan's goat:

bruce dickinson (the airline pilot, preferably):

fresh air, rugburns, backrubs, decent humans

hulers

and someday before i drop dead, i'd love to find a beautiful woman to drop off the face of the earth with....perhaps farm some goats and pumpkins

Instant Message Me On The Digital Interweb

aim = mrjaek666

msn = [email protected]

Music:

grindcore.death metal.prog.noise.psych.black metal.black noise.nwobhm.doom.sludge.drones.no wave.jazz.polka.horror movie soundtracks.
slayer. black sabbath. the beatles. boredoms. MORBID ANGEL. hellhammer. opeth. WEEN. faith no more. EYEHATEGOD. naked city. CARCASS. old misfits. samhain. SUN RA. butthole surfers. megadeth. blood duster. ACID BATH. HANATARASH. blue cheer. zappa/mothers of invention. DARKTHRONE. autopsy. h-i-m. autechre. amorphis. beherit. edge of sanity. isengard. COMUS. PAN-THY-MONIUM. high on fire. old metallica. pantera. diabolical masquerade. mercyful fate. GOBLIN. melt banana. CARDIACS. renaldo & the loaf. BRUTAL TRUTH. discordance axis. sarcofago. tom jones. BOLZ'N. clotted symmetric sexual organ. exit 13. mumakil. blockheads. trencher. satyricon. NEUROSIS. gism. mindflayer. corrosion of conformity. gerogerigegege. skinny puppy. behemoth. BATHORY. celtic frost. sir lord baltimore. danzig. shakti. mahavishnu orchestra. COVEN (the 60's one). mastodon. lamb of god/burn the priest. old pink floyd. nile. MR BUNGLE. system of a down. pentagram. STANKY & the PENNSYLVANIA COALMINERS. man is the bastard. his hero is gone. my dying bride. the ocean. u.s. maple. possessed. impaled nazarene. BLOODBATH. cromagnon. VOIVOD. mayhem. arthur brown/kingdom come. YIP YIP. william shatner. ritual killer. GOATWHORE. meatloaf. UNLEASHED. cannibal corpse. ulver. CHARLES MANSON. old motley crue. 1349. children of bodom. sigh. yeti. queens of the stone age. the sick lipstick. white zombie. judas priest. zz top. rainbow. iron maiden. daughters. NECROPHAGIST. rick wakeman. disincarnate. ultra dolphins. zombi. emperor. warhorse. lake of dracula. fantomas. bongzilla. anathema. electric wizard. acid mothers temple. the expectorated sequence. AIDS WOLF. the great redneck hope. hemdale. merzbow. damaged. venomous concept. earth. thrones. hemlock. melvins. SWANS. throbbing gristle. nirvana. gorguts. incantation. foo fighters. TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION. today is the day. dr dre.

Movies:

anchorman. helter skelter. pee-wee's big adventure. the devils rejects. uzumaki. rivers edge. a nightmare on elm street. dawn of the dead. the evil dead. evil dead trap. blue velvet. riki-oh. 40 year old virgin. the dunwich horror. hot to trot. teen wolf. the 'burbs. kentucky fried movie. the jerk. 200 motels. from beyond. tenebre. trauma. back to the future. bloodsport. altered states.

Television:

METALOCALYPSE. aqua teen. sealab2021. adultttttt swimmmmm. PENNSYLVANIA POLKA. the lawrence welk show. 2 stupid dogs. uranium. headbangers ball. that 70's show. WONDER SHOWZEN. the daily show. benny hill. the munsters. full house. the simpsons

Books:

hhhhhhhhhhhh.p. lovecraftttttttttttt --helter skelter--the family--CHOOSING DEATH--into the strange unknown--BREAKING OPEN THE HEAD--lords of chaos--i prefer magazines, really

Heroes:

cliff burton. sun ra. darrell lance abbott. frank zappa. tony iommi. dave mustaine. trey azagthoth. trey spruance. mike patton. yamatsuka eye. freddy krueger. danny lilker. 'gurn'. agata. bill steer. anthony robbins. dan swano. jimmy bower. sammy pierre duet. george carlin. django reinhardt. cthulhu. el chupacabra.