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About Me

email: [email protected]
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there ^ you little fuckers go, now you can message me if you want, cause i know my menu doesnt work, but it is just so beautiful.
ok wow, so i dont care what the fuck youre doing, but you need to stop right now and listen to AT LEAST the first 1 minute 20 seconds of this video (below). its from the concert in chicago that i went to, and if any of you have ever wondered in any way about why i am the way i am, like stubborness, persistence in questionable causes, or getting suspended 3 times for not taking teachers SHIT at school, this is why. this speech was probably my favorite 80 seconds of my life because it showed me that there are other people out there who want the same freedoms and choice as everyone else.. old people, young people, gay people, who the fuck cares. tom was already my hero, but he had never spoken this closely to my heart before. please, if you know me kinda well and want to know more about how i feel all the time, listen to toms speech. after that, he plays some of the song 'distraction', which is a kick-ass piece of music.
if you havent watched the above video, im going to put a bullet in your head. not with a gun, im literally going to perform surgery on your scalp and put a bullet in there and sew it up again. anyway... hi. my name is gabe. im tall, skinny, and terrible at talking to girls. i dont smoke or drink or do any drugs. in fact ive never even drunked (thats the right word, right?) any alcohol when i wasnt around my parents (we had champagne on new years). i dont really mind when people do that stuff, but i think theyre kinda stupid and its ok as long as they dont smoke around me. i love music, technology, and long walks on the beach grassy hills of the chilly rocky mountains. lol yea... i dont really like warm weather... or the beach... or when the sun shines really bright. and thats not cause im crazy or depressed (only once in a while), but ive just always liked cool weather and cloudy skies. so anyway i really love to play the guitar... ive been playing for almost 2 years and i still suck... haha. but oh well its really fun anyway, and i am crazy about blink-182, theyre my favorite band in the world... and now theyre broken up, but they will always have a special place in my heart lol. im also a pretty big nerd: i like doing programming work on the computer, and i play lots of video games by myself... i guess, while everyone else is out drinking... losers. i love hanging out with friends and a lot of times just hanging out and watching a movie with them. i love funny stuff like comedy movies and using stupid crude humor, but i can actually be a pretty seroius person. i like helping people with their problems, and i have a bunch that i really dont talk about. im also kinda bad at talking to new people cause i never really know exactly the right thing to say, lol, but i still like trying and failing anyway, cause what is the point of life if you dont keep trying at stuff? so yea, thats a little bit about me, send me a message if you wanna know more.... or a naked picture of your dog!
angels and airwaves - 'the adventure' on letterman
angels and airwaves - 'it hurts' live!, i was at this concert in chicago! maybe if you look hard enough, you can see me lol, but im somewhere near the very front!
this is tom playing 'down' as an intro for 'the adventure' in chicago from the same concert as the movie above. it was awesome, sexy, and inspirational, the best night of my life!

My Interests

i loooove playin guitar... but i suck at it. i also play a lot of video games (ncaa '06 and morrowind are my favorites). i like watching movies with friends. i think pretty much any comedy is funny, lots of stuff makes me laugh, but my favorite movies are like sad stories that have some kinda other genre in them (like butterfly effect -- sad + sci fi, and armageddon). i like to talk to and meet new people. i love watching the nfl and the miami dolphins. and of course, i love hangin out with my best buds meeka and david and making crude, sexual, gay, offensive jokes that no one else laughs at.... lol, and no, im not ready to grow up yet.

I'd like to meet:

well definitely tom delonge, he's pretty much my hero. i'd also like to meet zach braff cause he's pretty damn funny and i love scrubs. then after that, just anyone who loves music or has anything else in common with me, or anyone who likes to meet someone new.

oh yea also, im going to the u of michigan next year, so if youre going there too, tell me.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
name: gabe
birthday: september 28
birthplace: oakland, ca
current location: monument, co
eye color: brown
hair color: brown
height: 6'2"
right handed or left handed: right
your heritage: mexican, french-canadian, greek, dog
the shoes you wore today: flip flops with socks
your weakness: occasional depression
Your Fears: dying alone
your perfect pizza: thin crust shroom
goal you would like to achieve this year: there is a goal, but its not achievable
instant messenger phrase that pisses you off most: ttyl
thoughts first waking up: i wish i could role over and see tom next to me
your best physical feature: the back of my head
your bedtime: sometime between 7:30 and 3
your most missed memory: there are a few
pepsi or coke: root beer
mcdonalds or burger king: mcdonalds... but definitely not working there
single or group dates: evidently... no dates
lipton ice tea or nestea: who the fuck drinks iced tea
chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
cappuccino or coffee: gross
do you smoke: never
do you swear: always
do you sing: occasionally
do you shower daily: yea
have you been in love: don't think so
do you want to go to college: yea
do you want to get married: yea
do you believe in yourself: yea most of the time...
do you get motion sickness: if ive eaten first
do you think you are attractive: lol
have you ever been penetrated by a doberman pinscher: who hasnt
do you get along with your parents: my mommy
do you like thunderstorms: very much
do you play an instrument: guitar but i suck
in the past month have you drunk alcohol: no
in the past month have you smoked: no
in the past month have you been on drugs: no
in the past month have you gone on a date: lol... no
in the past month have you gone to a mall: yea
in the past month have you eaten a box of oreos: no
in the past month have you eaten sushi: god no
in the past month have you been on stage: no
in the past month have you been dumped: no
in the past month have you gone skinny dipping: no
in the past month have you stolen anything: no
ever been drunk: no
ever been called a tease: no
ever been beaten up: probably in some repressed memory
ever shoplifted: no
how do you want to die: some really cool way, so people could be like, 'hey remember that kid who like got his head ripped off or something?'
what do you want to be when you grow up: famous punk band yea right, or programmer
what country would you most like to visit: united states
in a girl..
favorite eye color: brown
favourite hair color: brown
short or long hair: medium
height: dunno like taller than 5'5"
weight: at least a metric ton
best clothing style: long sleeves and hoodies, pajama pants
number of drugs i have taken: counting prozac, 1
number of cd's i own: like 30
number of piercings: 0
number of tattoos: 0
number of things in my past i regret: 1

Music:

BLINK182 ANGELS & AIRWAVES BOX CAR RACER PLUS 44
YellowcarD Fall out boY Simple plaN Starting linE
goldfinger, good charlotte, green day, all-american rejects, relient k, bowling for soup, sugarcult, taking back sunday, panic! at the disco, story of the year, jimmy eat world, dashboard confessional, sum 41, social distortion, the killers, new found glory, mxpx, motion city soundtrack, the offspring, goo goo dolls, lucky boys confusion, off by one, lfo, american hi-fi, the shins, guided by voices, three doors down, my chemical romance, linkin park, smash mouth, switchfoot, weezer, the used, michelle branch, queen, love.45, howie day

Movies:

garden state armageddon good will hunting eternal sunshine of the spotless mind the butterfly effect spider-man 2 pirates of the caribbean

Television:

oh god yes SCRUBS, mmm... scrubs, and family guy, south park, friends, seinfeld, aqua teen hunger force, and drawn together. i fuckin hate reality shows though. and i love watching football every sunday especially the miami dolphins when they're ever on tv, and they beat the fuckin broncos this year so i'm happy.

blink 182 messin around, sounds good

Books:

lol... books, well just hp, he's sweet

Heroes:

yep, there he is said