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Stalefish

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About Me

Let me see... most anyone who knows me, if asked to describe Jay, would instinctively say: "He's an asshole, but a nice asshole". Its sad but true. On average, I'm a dick and unless you know me pretty well, I'm unaproachable. I'm stand-off'ish. I'm extermely promiscuous to those I don't know too well... but if you call me friend, I let you into the place many people never see. At heart I'm a good person, but at the same time stereotypical. Just being honest. I wear my emotions on my sleeve, and to most of my male friends, I hold it back in fear of being judged. The one quality I have that outshines everything I do/am is that I'm fucking LOYAL. I am a die-hard friend and would rather sell my mother than rat out a friend or have a friend question my loyalty to them. I learned long ago that loyalty between friends is stronger than love, by far. At my age, I don't have the time nor the patience for shady motherfuckers who you wouldn't trust with your children. I will always be there for you, day and night, thats loyalty, thats Jay.

My Interests

Well, I'm an insane NY Giants fan. Most of my intrests put me into a category that, at first glance of me, you would NEVER guess. I love computers. I play Magic: The Gathering .. card game. I love playing with Nitro and Electric RC cars that go 45mph+. I'm an XBox addict. I love comic books (almost penciled for Wildstom Studios). I love Import Tuners and 4x4 Trucks. I like to debate politics, then call anyone who doesn't agree with me a retard since I'm always right. I love my children and especially my wife. I love watching movies, especially historical war epics. I love Texas Hold 'Em poker, but not-so-much ... Theres alot of intrests I have, and I guarantee that even my closest friends don't know all that about me...Well, now they do.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Inexpendable

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet and/or share a Rolling Rock with the following people: 1. Jesus Christ 2. Myself at age 7 3. Jim Lee, childhood idol & comic book artist 4. My wife's late Grandfather James May 5. Che Guvara, revolutionary 6. Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell 7. Randy Pausch, terminal cancer patient, professor Carnegie-Mellon 8. Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bolea 9. Rob Dyrdek & Chris "Big Black" Boinkins 10. My Father while he was in Vietnam. SportingMyspaceOnline.com

Music:

I'm a die-hard grunge baby. 1990-1995 guided me through teen angst and laid the foundation for all new rock you hear today. Pearl Jam is a mainstay. Alice In Chains, Nirvana, and classics like Temple of the Dog, and early Smashing Pumpkins are daily affirmations.If you were to look through the CDs in my truck, you'd find MP3 compilation disks of: Metallica, Coldplay, Radiohead, Pearl Jam, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Sevendust, Fiona Apple, everything made between 1980 and 1989, Korn, Deftones, classic Rap like NWA, Dr. Dre, and Digital Underground, Weezer, Def leoppard, Guns "N Roses, Notorious BIG, and Limp Bizkit. Its diverse yet organized. And without a doubt, no Country what-so-ever.

Movies:

Comedy: Dumb & Dumber Action: The Way of the Gun Sci-Fi: Staw Wars movies, Signs Action Historic: Gladiator, Braveheart Romance/Bitch Flick: Forrest Gump Sports Movie: Rocky, White Men Can't Jump Cartoon: Simpsons TV Show: Seinfield, duh...

Television:

Sienfield, NFL, ESPN, Reality shows (thanks babe) and the occasional WWE match or two.

Heroes:

I consider a hero a person who had the greatest impact on your life, not some high paid conceded athelete or snobish movie star. In my life, that person would be Lester Robertson. he's been my very best friend since our softmore year at Buena HS, Sierra Vista, AZ. He has affected my life in som many ways, I keep them to myself, safe from judgemental ears. He has always been there for me in my times of need. He will help you with anything if you just ask. He is the part of my persona that I can not be, without severe intoxication : ) Lester Robertson is my hero because I can honestly say that I would not be what I am today without him in my life. It may sound gay, but I'm too much of a man NOT to admit it.

My Blog

And so enters a new age...

Its funny when we think that just as things are as you like them, life is as it should be, the universe is at ease; everything gets fucked up.  Things change, either for the greater good, or for ...
Posted by Stalefish on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:25:00 PST

Long Road

I wished for so long...I cannot stayAll the precious moments...Cannot stayIts not like wings have fallen...I cannot sayStill something is missing...I cannot sayHolding hands of daughters and sonsIn th...
Posted by Stalefish on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:07:00 PST

...it was you

Dont even think about reachin meI wont be homeDont even think about stoppin byDont think of me at allI did, what I had to doIf there was a reason, it was you...Dont even think of gettin insideVoices i...
Posted by Stalefish on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:24:00 PST

umm...nevermind....

I retract my previous statement... Steak and Blowjob Day came a monthe early for me....   I like Valentines Day now...
Posted by Stalefish on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:06:00 PST

Valen-FUCKING-tines Day

WTF... I've tried for years to get out of this bulshit holliday by saying "Hallmark invented a fucking holliday, why the fuck do I need to celebrate it?!?" ...needless to say, it never works...&n...
Posted by Stalefish on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:12:00 PST

Boat Huntin'

Mandi and I decided to get a boat with this years tax return.  I'm lookin' at anything from $3k to $4500 about 19'.  Found some choice boats so far online, but I'm sure they'll be gone by Ja...
Posted by Stalefish on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:57:00 PST

Goodbye son, untill next year...

I knew it was going to happen one day, and that day was yesterday.  My 10 year old son moved to Cleveland, Ohio with his mother and her new husband, leaving me and his loving sisters behind. ...
Posted by Stalefish on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 01:04:00 PST

Fantasy Football League link to ESPN Fantasy Football

Tucson520 Fantasy Football League  
Posted by Stalefish on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 03:17:00 PST

Time to buy a house

Well it looks like theres an 80% chance we will be buying a home in the next few weeks.  I pray to God everything works out.  We need to move and these kids need a place to call home.  ...
Posted by Stalefish on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:55:00 PST

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

..I had to get that out.
Posted by Stalefish on Thu, 25 May 2006 12:21:00 PST