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I am a natural born cutup and the life of the party. I am strong but thoughtful. I'm chivalrous but compassionate. I'm proud of what I've become and all I've accomplished, and I look forward to the challenges that have yet to come. My feet are firmly planted on the ground, but that doesn't stop me from reaching higher every day. I'm an intelligent, practical man who isn't afraid to take chances. Sometimes those risks blow up in my face but I'm not afraid to fail. I have a great job, a tremendous sense of self and a fantastic outlook on life. (But that's easy when you're born such a Studbolt.) My friends and family are the greatest on Earth. If you mess with any of the people whom I love, be prepared to lose an arm. If you're lucky I won't beat you to death with it once I've torn it off. I'm deep, complex and unpredictable. My life is filled with highs and lows, unbelievable accomplishments and devastating tragedies. I've come too close to death too many times but that's okay because there is nothing I can't survive. One thing I can say for sure, my life is never boring.