You, Science!, beer, pizza, TV shows I should apparently not watch but do anyways, gender theory, our horrid political system, beer, a comfy bed, rampant use of bittorrent.
People, plants, non-yuppies, the occasional animal.IF YOU ARE A PORN AD, GET THE FUCK OUT, I DON'T CARE IF YOU JUST GOT A NEW WEBCAM
New(er) Thrice, Air, Dropkick Murphys, Less Than Jake, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Dresden Dolls, errant hipster bullshit on rare occasions, Strung Out, lots of bands before they got radio play and sold out, Elvis Costello, Spoon, Charming Hostess, all that shit Mike Patton does, NWA with everything but the profanity cut out.
To be trite: The happiness of the katakuris, El Topo. Wild Zero, The Holy Mountain, Straw Dogs, Fight Club, all of the Wes Anderson flicks.. eh, fuck it. I won't be defined by my movies. I like them, and you possibly will too.
The Shield, 24, Galactica, Robot Chicken, Reno 911, The Daily Show, Family Guy, American Dad, Veronica Mars, Nip/Tuck, South Park, endlessly awesome shows on obscure cable channels, History Channel, History International and above all the previously mentioned shows, NGC, which is the only place I can learn about Indian crossdressing religious holidays from cable TV, which is supposed to make you stupid.
Emergence and Freakonomics when I can. Otherwise, medline and nature biotech/immunology articles. If they don't make you feel dumb past the first paragraph, then I fucking envy you.
Carl Sagan, Bill Murray, Lyudmila Mikhailovna Pavlichenko, Teddy Roosevelt, Andrew Jackson.