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Gunyoudown Stabbingstein Pilfercarcass III

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About Me

Voted most likely to use the phrase "Roffle my waffles" during an Oscar acceptance speech.The BIG "who are you?"
Stats:
Name? Jo
Age? 16 going on 6
Male/Female? female
Birthday? everyday. buy me presents
Birth sign? fishes
Hometown? YOUR MOM
Current location? under my bed.....
Hair color/Style? Blonde, curly, and FUCKING ANNOYING
Eye color? Blue.... ish?
Height? Short
Weight/Fitness? out opf shape, but thankfully not too fat
Heritage? EVERYTHING, BIZNATCH
Education level? special Ed. no, i kid, i kid
Stereotype? ...crazy white girl
Clothing style? crazy Hawaiian shirts!
Best feature? My nostrils? *FLARE*
Piercings? nada
Tattoos? TABOOS.
Psychological:
Think you are attractive? No, you? No? Well, guess I..'m screwed for life then.
Believe in yourself? sure, why not?
Hopes for your future? to actually have a future
Biggest weakness? I is a slacker.
Greatest fears? HEIGHTS.
Health freak? Not really.
OCDs? I cannot use public restrooms, and I can..'t touch garbage cans.
Depressed? Not really, no.
Regrets? I wish I..'d learned to fly.... No. That..'s a lie.
How do you want to die? Doing something heroic, like saving the world
Theme song? The Batman theme
Favorite
Color? BLUE!
Food? *bite*
Book? .."Tricky Business.." by Dave Barry
Song? .."The hills are alive.... With the sound of MUSIC.." No, ha, I hate that movie.
Actor? Me?
Pizza? Sausage, Pepperoni, Black Olives
Movie? The one with those guys, and that thing (you know the one)
Animal? Cat, Imma kitty, and I dance dance dance, and I dance dance dance
Holiday? Christmas and Halloween
Cartoon? I love those! ^.^
Pastime? Drawing
T.V. show? Botson Legal, maybe.....?
Ice cream? mint chocolate chip
Thirst quencher? Water?
Band/performer? ...:P
Outside location? outside... uh, everywhere.
Indoor location? my room
Locations:
Where would you like to live? a house
Been to or lived in a major city? Houston..'s pretty damn busy
What country would you most like to Visit? Japan!
Been outside of your country? Yes
Been to a major tourist spot (Grand canyon, Big Ben, Pyramids, etc)? Hershey Pennsylvania once.... how gay
Been to a major romantic spot (Niagara falls, Eiffel Tower, etc)? Does Rome qualify as romantic?
Ever/Past month/Last 24 hours/Do you:
Smoke? Only when on fire
Swear? Every FUCKING minute of every FUCKING day
Been drunk? The bastard swallowed me whole...
Done any drugs? I..'m high on life
Stolen anything? Your heart..... *foam*
Had an argument? yeah, with the car. he didn..'t want to go home today I guess
Gotten into a fight? I wanna get into a fist fight real bad
Been beaten up? Hell no, I can kick your sad ass anyday!
Done more than kiss? Never even been kissed, let alone do more.
Been to a concert? no. I lead a sheltered life
Play an instrument? yeah, your HEARTSTRINGS...... ha... not funny. at all
Play video games? HELLZ yes. try and stop me.
Dance? no, that..'s against my religion.
Sing? I can break windows, man
Read? I..'m read the questions on this quiz, dumb fuck
Like storms? only during the day. at night they keep me awake...
Relationships
Had/Have a crush? maybe
Been on a date? no, who..'d be that desperate?
Been on a blind date? you..'d have to be blind to date me, yes
Kissed someone? no....
Kissed the same sex? ew... no.
If Gay/Bi are you out? I..'m not gay/bi. I..'m straight as a ruler
Been called a tease? no
Gone skinny dipping? in my bathtub, hellz YEAH
Had sex? no
Been in love? no
Been dumped? no
Had your heart broken? no
Broken someone's heart? All the time
In a relationship now? we..'ve been through this--no one would want to date me
Want to get married? maybe one day
Have/want kids? No, I..'m not big on kids
Dating preferences:
Guys or girls? guys, you already asked me about this earlier.
Eye color? rainbows!
Hair color/Style? rainbows!
Height? Taller than I
Fitness level? less than 500 pounds please?
Heritage? All of ..'em, man, you gotta be DIVERSE
Stereotype? All guys have a penis?
Clothing style? whatever he wants, but hopefully not too better dressed than I
Best feature? just smile!
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My Interests

Drawing, cooking, sitting, watching TV, playing video games, doing NOTHING.

I'd like to meet:

Kool kats.... and, uh, Dynamite dawgz, and....ZEALOUS ZEBRAS.Yeah!

Music:

Audioslave, Aerosmith, Alkaline Trio, Opeth, Lacuna Coil, 311, Metallica, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Seether.... Rock, heavy metal. That kinda stuff. I like GOOD music. Or bad, depending on how you look at things.

Movies:

Shuan of the Dead, Kung Fu Hustle, Blazing Saddles, anything that makes me laugh....

Television:

Futurama, Family Guy, The Boondocks. And, um... House. And, oh! Boston Legal... and... South Park. Woooo.

Books:

Funny things.... HA HA HA HA.

Heroes:

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. *snarl*

My Blog

Kill Me Now, Plz

"More Offensive Than the Average Battle" Roy Mustang was tactful, and calm. He had extraordinary patience and a long memory, and fantastic dental hygiene to boot. He had perspective. He had a brillian...
Posted by Gunyoudown Stabbingstein Pilfercarcass III on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:32:00 PST

Fullmetal Chef

 What the hell is wrong with me????? Fullmetal ChefWhose alchemy reigns supreme? Roy Mustang took a deep breath and prepared to push the double doors open. "Ah, Colonel  " Havoc said, tapping ...
Posted by Gunyoudown Stabbingstein Pilfercarcass III on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 04:08:00 PST

DUCK POWER.

It would seem that I have lived through another very, very long day thanks to the power of ducks. Yes, duck power saved me. I am animated testament to this. You might be wondering how you too can harn...
Posted by Gunyoudown Stabbingstein Pilfercarcass III on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 09:15:00 PST

And now, a HORROR STORY

A horror vignette. An unsettling anecdote. A tale of mild inconvenience. An old-fashioned jaunty yarn told to the tune of Whiskey in The Jar. Okay, a STUPID STORY. I was visited by my cousins the oth...
Posted by Gunyoudown Stabbingstein Pilfercarcass III on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 02:11:00 PST

X-Men: The Last Stand

I saw X-Men: The Last Stand a while ago. A few friends of mine seemed to really enjoy it, so naturally I felt it necessary to be contrary. And when you have some negativity to spare, why not share wit...
Posted by Gunyoudown Stabbingstein Pilfercarcass III on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 05:09:00 PST

*Snarl*

A - Available?: Yes...but you can't have me. *GLARE* A - Age: 16 A - Annoyance: Mainly rude people who take my good nature for granted. Those people always leave with more assholes than they'd arrived...
Posted by Gunyoudown Stabbingstein Pilfercarcass III on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 05:14:00 PST