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About Me

Ite kids, I be the G. If you know me you either hate me and want juicy info you can spread about me (Hint: I pissed myself as a baby) or you are stalking me.

For those who are fortunate enough to not know me here is my life condensed into two fun paragraphs! At present I'm a student monkey at Bournemouth, plotting to take over the world via my cover story of being a Hotel operator. Originally from that great shithole which is Middlewich (Da Ghetto) which you may be told is a nice little town, DON'T BE FOOLED!.

I'm a some quiet chap prefering to be in the company of peoples I know, I can normal be found propping up bars talk pure moronic shite with my mates, but that's the way I like it. I also really wanna travel the globe and see what it has to offer, especially the Nordic regions.

Apart from that I can't think of anything awe inspiring to say. Please if you are bored or something message me, it might get me excited or something.

My Interests

Interests, hah, I wish I had the time and energy for them at the minute. Major ones though are Rugby (Playing) Football (Watching), going and getting drunk with fellow goons, playing the video games and reading the books. And Cooking, I'm a fooking good cook even if I say so myself.

I'd like to meet:

Someone most interesting and pleasant.

Music:

Mew Ventian Snares Pharell Williams Avril Lavigne Pink.

Movies:

Anything I sit and watch I enjoy, easy to please I guess.

Television:

Don't watch much TV no more, when I do its Monk, Futurama, The Simpsons or Match of the Day. Sometimes Hollyoaks but I shouldn't really announce that.

Books:

Halfway through Lolita and my reading light are broken. After that its 'The Rum Diaries' and Hunter S Thompsons autobiography.

Heroes:

Benito Mussolini,David Unsworth and my parents (Shock Horror)

My Blog

ITB: I post the lyrics to the song that means most to me.

One person might know why, but I doubt they give a shit or remeber tbh. Pfft, happy days where have you gone?------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------...
Posted by G! on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:27:00 PST

Still not dead

Back in Middlewich, most likely for the next 18 months.Only interesting stuff.
Posted by G! on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:26:00 PST

VITAL INFO ITB.

I'm not dead.ITB stands for In This Blog.I am very bored and in need of sex.Two assignments are due in a weeks time, I can be arsed with neither.I am very bored.I am going to play John Madden 1995.You...
Posted by G! on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:58:00 PST

Tales from der sarf..

Greetings to you whoever reads this.To be totally honest there isn't too much to report in this blog, the practical week I was moaning about in my last blog was bloody well enjoyable, the corect use o...
Posted by G! on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:44:00 PST

Being back in Bournemouth r ghey..

Yus children it is, I have a week of non-jolly practical work ahead. This will first be a shock to the system as I r having to get up at 7am each morning, but secondly as I'm working in the kitchen wh...
Posted by G! on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:47:00 PST

I'll be out back putting a bullet in myself..

The film 'Cars' actually moved me.And I was asleep by 8:30pm on NYE (Although I was zonked from work TBH)TBH rhymes with GBH.I can't sleep.I'm as photogenic as a car crash.My room is purple, yet not p...
Posted by G! on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:44:00 PST

Funny Dazzzzzze

So I, the right honourable me has decided to entertain my volume of readers (31 last week, innit) with another brilliant blog in which I discuss things.Uni - University is bad mmkay? Despite having a ...
Posted by G! on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:23:00 PST

Sunday afternoon rambling part 2

Things appear to have become very shit. Firstly heating costs money therefore the only sensible thing for me to do is to stay in bed whenever I'm in my room. Secondly Money...it would appear I have be...
Posted by G! on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST

Sunday afternoon boredom..

To kill twenty minutes I will describe the past week of my life, try to look interested.Firstly, as you may know I passed out on Tuesday on a night out having been spiked. This was not very good as I ...
Posted by G! on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 07:36:00 PST

I Come early

With this blog, see that, it was a fucking joke! Get it? Good.Anyhow, back in Bournemouth in a flat right outta 1934 style wise, one of those stupid Showers that you have to hold and a distinct lack o...
Posted by G! on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 10:29:00 PST