Hanif Kureishi, Bill Clinton, the Kings of Leon, Kasabian, Jarvis Cocker, Ian Brown, Carl Levin, Gael Garcia Bernal, Richard Ashcroft, Jimi Goodwin, Robbie Williams, Cillian Murphy, Hugh Laurie, Kenneth Branagh, Stephen Fry, Helen Thomas, Helen Fielding, Al Franken, Al Gore, Julian Barnes, James Joyce, Jane Austen, Charlotte Bronte, Jason Pierce, Emily Bronte, Charles Dickens, John F. Kennedy, Prince William, Mr. Darcy, Willy Wonka, Michael Hart (Michigan's runningback, not my brother...I've already met him), Brendan Shanahan, Mike Modano, Kirk Heinrich, Marcel Proust (I don't know why...I've never read anything by him), Jim Leland, The Queen (yeah, that would be neat), Morrissey, Frank Lampard, Daniel Craig, Peter Crouch, Bill Richardson.