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Andrew

About Me

Big nose, innocuous, warm heart, indifferent, cocktail sausage. I also run a website, The Idiot Bastard , dedicated to the late, great Frank Zappa.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jenny Agutter.

My Blog

20 Extraordinary Renditions

20 Extraordinary Renditions of The Idiot Bastard Son by: Die Beistelltische Jerry Outlaw The Vegetarians (also known as Hans Annellsson and John Marshall) Oldgreygoat And His Girls (that's Muffin Man...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:53:00 GMT

SINISTER FOOTWEAR

This summer, on a certain A road near where I live, there appeared several pieces of footwear. Bemused by this, I pondered how they might've got there - off the back of a lorry? And wouldn't it be goo...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:11:00 GMT

Devil's Slingshot

Went to see Tony MacAlpine, Billy Sheehan and Virgil Donati on their Devil's Slingshot tour at the Underworld in Camden last night. They SOUNDED great, but I really couldnt actually SEE much. The...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:55:00 GMT

The film of my life

Title: Funny But A Weird Feel To The Final Third...And A Poor Ending Director: Alan SmitheeProducer: Hal RoachScreenplay: William Goldman & Talbot RothwellOriginal Music: Conlon Nancarrow (theme t...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 14:35:00 GMT

Zzzzzappa Plays Zzzzzappa starts soon

Went out for a drink or three with J-Roc - the man who put the ale in Zappanale - last night. Well, three turned into five or six...I forget now. It was a real ale/cider festival and I foolishly agree...
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 14:15:00 GMT

General joy

The possibilities are there, but it's time for me to decide. So I've changed my hair.
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 12:57:00 GMT

Life

If life is really made up of the horrible and the miserable, why do I remain optimistic?
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 15:07:00 GMT

Schtum

The US Government is developing a massive computer system that can collect huge amounts of data and, by linking far-flung information from blogs and e-mail to Government records and intelligence repor...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 03:34:00 GMT