About Me
Rarely do people understand when they are in a defining moment of clarity. Most are immersed in the here-and-now, mindless of the historical implications. My friends, this, right now, is the best time in your life. You are reading this, and the trumpets are begining to sound. The creshendo of the drums pounding, you can feel it now, can't you. Look around you, make a polaroid of the moment. No no, dont improvise. Stop shaking it like a poloroid picture, You arent andre 3000. Now do you have it. Whats happening. Why do you feel this way? Oh yes, thats right. Ive just coached you through an artificial epihpany, you simple fuck. You really were feeling better. Oh yah, well your phone bill is due. Yah, you did just pay that. Now you got to pay it again. No, i dont know what those extra fucking taxes are for either. Service charges? No fucking idea. But you know your payin' em. Oh yah, you forgot your sister's birthday again. Yah, too bad she never forgets yours. Why dont you call your mother every once and a while, she only created you from semen, and thrusted you from her fucking loins you selfish prick. But you're busy. Hey man, thats totally cool. Im sure she totally understands, as she sits home bored, pretending like the Young and the restless is exciting. THats cool, man. So now you kind of feel like a yo-yo. Well, welcome to the wonderful world of bi-polar. I love you, I hate you, I cant stand you, but i need you.xoxoxo
