DARIN

i'm hard working and motivated. i enjoy playing music and shooting things. i'm a sucker for pretty punk rock girls! i'm a deep thinker. i have a vivid imagination. most of the time i take things one step to far. that's something i have to watch out for. i enjoy contemplating the destruction of the world, the vastness of outerspace, and the day i win the lottery. i like people with a sence of humor. sick or otherwise. i like to get drunk. i like to get real drunk. i like getting fuckin' wasted and puking as long it's not on my carpet. i don't like hangovers. punk rock girls are cute. i like going to work cause i work for myself. i live to go out on tour with my band. my band mates are great friends. if i wasn't playing music, i might as well be dead. yeah, punk rock girls. i don't like crack heads that break into my truck in bakersfield when we're out on tour and steal all my cd's and $700 . i would really enjoy catching them, tortouring them for a few days and shooting them in the face. tweakers suck. i meet alot of cool people out on the road though. i like boobs. boobs are good. girls kick ass. girls that play music kick ass. pretty punk rock girls that play music, take all my money cause i'm a sucker and i end up giving them free t-shirts and cd's. i have a good truck. it has 300,000 miles on it and it runs great. it can take me anywhere. i'd like to run over someone with it someday. i want to build a heavy steel spiked bumper for it so i can run down all the spandex wearing bicyclists in portland. one day when my brain snaps, i'm going to see how many of 'em i can kill before the cops shoot me down. just joking....ha, ha, ....em.. yeah...i'm not really joking...unless your a cop... then i'm definately joking. i like punk rock girls...