Alf, Brian Posehn, Slug, Stevie Nicks, JTT, hollywood b-rate movie actors + actresses, the occasional closet nympho, Amanda Lepore, and Teeny Little Super Guy.
that girl , arrested development, alf, cartoons (bobby's world, recess, cowboy bebop, family guy, simpsons, aqua teen, ren + stimpy, etc), CSI, curb your enthusiasm and some other stuff maybe.
anything with scott baio
Well, for authors I like Kurt Vonnegut, Elizabeth Wurtzel, Mark Twain, Augusten Burroughs, Francesa Lia Block, Anthony Burgess, and Bret Easton Ellis, and Jeffrey Eugenides.
eh. heroes are so last season. but if I had to chose, it would be:
mr. butch