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PeRfEctLyiMpErFecT

I'll be down in two shakes of a lambs tail

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Hey everyone! I'm Lindsay...I'm 20 years old and I live and go to school in Beebe, Ar...hoping to god to be out of here as soon as possible! Mostly I like my boyfriend and his penis, my cats Nemo and Hollywood, reefer, mashed potatos and my sweet ass purple Neon...dislikes include going to Wal-Mart, spiders, vodka, and teeth on cloth. Other than that I pretty much tolerate everything!

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

I would like to perform oral sex on Clive Owen...oh...sorry....I meant *meet* Clive Owen..hahaah...ha.......ha......a

Music:

my favorite bands/musicians, etc. are the eagles, jimmy eat world, , the doors, the white stripes, the beatles, hendrix, oasis, the offspring, jon mayer, No Doubt, Alanis Morisette...and *blush* Jewel...

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Cold Mountain, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, J-Dawgs Party, Requiem for a Dream, Truman Show, American Beauty, The Life of David Gale, Seven, Beyond the Sea,..wait...now I'm just naming Kevin Spacey movies...uhhh...Space Jam...Kill Bill,Aeon Flux, Aeon Fux, K-Pax, Office Space, Puff Puff Pass, High Fidelity, Empire Records, every Shwartzeneggar film ever made...especially Eraser, uh..I liked the animatrix, The Reckoning, Black Sheep, Elizabeth, Shakespeare in love...anything else with Joseph Fiennes because I wanna hump him, Great Expectations there are a lot of others too!

Television:

I love television...just the way it looks gets me all excited...

Books:

I mostly like murder suspense novels...where there's generally a large muscular male cop with a chip on his shoulder and a spunky female reporter or crime scene investigator who suffers from dark memories of her past which can only be sustained by hot steamy sexual encounters with the aforementioned police officer and together, marinating in sex juice...they solve the crime of the little boy that got murdered with an ice skate. Generally, a nice thick Tami Hoag novel will cover it.

My Blog

Valentine's Day

Well..I know that it's come and gone...but I only feel that (being in a monogamous relationship) it is my duty to write about it.  Honestly...V-day was like any other day for me...but it's always...
Posted by PeRfEctLyiMpErFecT on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:02:00 PST

Smoking makes me horny

Last night I slept for the first time in like...a week...well since I hurt my shoulder...which has been preventing me from sleeping because of my discomfort...but last night I damn near overdosed on N...
Posted by PeRfEctLyiMpErFecT on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:17:00 PST

Monday

Hey guys! things are going good in my hood on this special special monday...not really spectacular...just *good*.  My shoulder still hurts me and prevents me from doing anything sleep related.&nb...
Posted by PeRfEctLyiMpErFecT on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST

MY BALLS HURT!! OWWWWWWW!!!!!!

lol..my balls don't really hurt...I was just trying to get your attention...my balls are fine...it's my SHOULDER that's the problemo. I fucked myself up good in Stage Combat class the other day...*pic...
Posted by PeRfEctLyiMpErFecT on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:04:00 PST

Anatomy Shnatomy

well..sittin here in library...hating anatomy with all my heart...but I have to go...wish me well.  *SIGH* goddammit....
Posted by PeRfEctLyiMpErFecT on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:58:00 PST

I'm Fucking Graduating!

Yes..yes I am....after this semester I will  obtain a full fleged associates of arts!...whatever the fuck that is..well...the theory prooves...if you take enough classes you eventually get your d...
Posted by PeRfEctLyiMpErFecT on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:36:00 PST

Ankle Grippage

Well...my ass-fuck alcohol ed classes are over and done with...what a miserable experience.  OH OH..something funny....apparantly *tries to keep from laughing*...apparently...what a judge tells y...
Posted by PeRfEctLyiMpErFecT on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:05:00 PST

I don't know what to put here...

God I'm sooo tired... I just got out of biology lab and this rat we had to dissect splattered fremaldahyde (spelling?) all over me and my partner and now I feel really gross.  I got a new haircu...
Posted by PeRfEctLyiMpErFecT on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:49:00 PST

Over With

I'm so fucking glad Medea's over!  I love not having to act like that crazy bitch anymore....just takes all my energy out of me...I feel like napping....or snacking...whichever comes first. ...
Posted by PeRfEctLyiMpErFecT on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:33:00 PST

Ding Dong the Shit is Dead

I am in a mood of what can only be called *ELATION*...Why?: well the answer is very simple.  The only sources of real discomfort for me are gone...my two secretly despised enemies...my only awkw...
Posted by PeRfEctLyiMpErFecT on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:21:00 PST