I love that Twista/Kanya West/Jamie Foxx "Slow Jamz" video which reminds me of what a prototypical Wyandanch or Roosevelt or Brentwood/Bay Shore or NorFF Bellport or Gordon Heights house party would look like on Long Island. One of my personal goals before I die is attending one of these house parties, sporting a purple throw back away Karl Malone jersey w/ camouflage shorts while carrying Grey Goose vodka with Mountain Dew Livewire orange soda under my arm. Help me out here black people did Twista just say in this song???..."You be holding me while listening to Jodeci and when I come over to bend your ass you be bumping Teddy Pendergrass. Now I'm goin hit it from the back come motor slow but I'm gonna go up on it fast and finish last." is that the line I'm hearing in the song's climax, how exactly do you do this? I don't speak Twista just yet but I'm working on it fastidiously. I'm gonna have to remember that line and see if a white guy can pull that off in the heat of battle with a broad.
I'm a white guy that's really tired of these oh-so-hip progressive and trend whore young parents that think they're sooo fucking original naming the kids Skylar, Brittany, Tyler, Genoveve, Kelsey, Chelsea, Ashley, Ruby, Shelby, Parker, and Hunter etc. YET they all have ass-dragging mini-vans and SUVs eating up miles of road and oil driving like Mr. McGoo on his way to the early-bird special. Usually they're on their way to rock climbing or Tae Kwon Do class trying to smooth out their kid's XBOX 360 physiques. Show some balls and name the kid cool and homoerotic super hero alias names like Arthur, Garth, Reed, Clark, Bruce, Oliver, Logan, Carter, Victor, Luke, Warren, or Simon what's happened to these names?? I'm also getting really tired of this endless gaggle of Hollywood C-list, humorless and handsome light-skinned black guys usually named Marcus that invariably date Halle Berry for two weeks.My MySpace tag "ARM" is actually a basketball acronym that stands for ALL REBOUNDS are Mine="ARM" I coined in 1987 for my rebounding mental patient obsession with my myself and the NBA at large.
These are pictures of me drawn by my talented Ralph Steadman meets Fred Norris meets Wayman Tisdale friend Matt Kaplan when my Hunter S. Thompson obsession kicked into OCD level after Johnny Depp stole the soul of Dr. Gonzo in FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS.
