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Klapaucius

About Me

Hi man! I am the only soul in the world and you all are just illusions to confuse me from finding out the truth that I am just an experiment for some sneaky grey alien dudes so why the heck do I waste my time on telling you all this?Don't get upset, I still like to have some friends, were they soulless or not :P

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You, Jesus, Billy Corgan, Samuel L. Jackson, Aliens and Lem

My Blog

Thanks Saddam

    It's funny how human mind works. A few days back I was bored and reading all kinds of useless (and interesting) information from wikipedia. I read an article about Saddam's trial an...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 14:37:00 GMT

The Knight Slains the Giant Beast

    Last night there was a giant, grotesk looking hideous monster in my room. A moth was sitting on my window. I saw it's bulky shadow against the window, put the lights on and startled...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 00:41:00 GMT

Something that happened last night

    I got a sore throat, at this heat! Weird, but still sweaty. Lots of things have been happening. Last night we celebrated with an old friend, who hasn't been with us out there for a ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 06:24:00 GMT

Little Furry, Big Furious and some Looney Thing Under the Same Roof

    Who put something in my coffee, and what did he/she/it put in there? I suddenly feel like dancing on the street, balancing on logs, bow for people and tell them "I salute you!" and ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 01:57:00 GMT

Rambling of the past for my future self, greetings!

    Hello dear readers/reader/if there is any, which I doubt. But, maybe there is one, myself I mean. So, greetings to you, my future self, how are you doing? Doing fine, you have a gir...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 15:10:00 GMT

Chatter for sunrise...for YOU.

    Where the hell is everyone when I need them the most? I guess I just get these "attacks'" at the wrong time. Right now It would be right to talk about someone...about something. No ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 May 2006 18:13:00 GMT

Don't bother reading

    Hello fellas,     I need candles. Damn I want to sit in candlelight. Too bad sun is shining and it's too bright for it to make sense. Maybe later. It would be nice t...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 09:04:00 GMT

Hangover and poetry.

    Stanislaw Lem is dead. I've got a hangover. The cat doesn't want to play with me. I forgot my stuff to somewhere and I'm too lazy to get them back. This feels like a good day to mak...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 05:39:00 GMT

A story of no logical meaning

    Cat is hunting pens on the table. Sometimes it shows its true nature and attacks on the mouse. A modern cat hunts only computer mice, pens and its' owner.     I read ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 03:44:00 GMT

Some blah and more blah

    Last night I watched a hockey game and drank a few beers. What a manly evening! I'm really not into hockey but it was a nice excuse to go there and talk with friends. We didn't real...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 03:07:00 GMT