I am almost two years old, but I only way seven pounds fully dressed. I am a skinny runt. I have my own blog at http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost . I am the ugliest, stinkiest kitten ever born.
The Food Ladey picked me insted of one of my byootiful sisters becuz I had spunk and personality and I purr all the time.
I'm supposed to be a Siamese cat, but I think something went wrong or my mom was a ho becuz I didn't end up looking very Siamese. Except I have gorjus bloo eyes and the pointy nose thing and satellite dish ears and a healthy set of lungs and I like to talk a lot.
My best frend is Mr Tasty Face. I put my skinny arms arownd his nek and kiss him on the face every single day to thank him for letting me stay.
I have a big bruther Mao who teeches me stuff like how to be a picky eater and how to project my voice frum the downstairs entryway.
I have a major problem with the squirts, which is why I'm so stinky and why sumtimes they call me Mr Poopy.
I'm fixed, so sorry gerls, I don't have those kinds of urges anymore, but I'd like to be yer frend.
A Pet Survey : By Floyd
1. DO YOU SNORE? yes
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? lover
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? that I'll have to go more than 4 owers without eating Fancy Feast.
4. DO YOU LIKE TAKING BATHS OR SHOWERS? yuck! neither!
5. ANY SECRET TALENTS? I can put my back leg around my neck and lick my goodie sack.
6. DO YOU LIKE TO SWIM? heck no
7. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? a what?
8. ARE YOU AN ONLY PET? nope.
9. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? I like to hunt my tinsel wand
10. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HOSPITALIZED? yes
11. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? mr poopy
12. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? yesterday
13. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? nope
14. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? baby blue
15. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? I'm not sure. Would I be able to take my Fancy Feast with me?
16. ARE DOGS A MANS BEST FRIEND? Dawgs are evil. Cats rule.
17. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Fancy Feast Sliced Turkey in Gravy
18. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? no, but i'd like to.
19. FAVORITE THING TO DO ON A NICE DAY? beg the food ladey to take me outside with my harniss
20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOY? the tinsel wand and the pussy pleaser
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