This is what I do in my spare time.
God. But not too soon.
Let's assume that I have picked out a series of books that are sufficiently high brow, obscure, and serious sounding.
I want to be like Godzilla one day. I'm 250lbs now, every kilo I gain takes me closer to my goal. One day I wish to be a gargantuan thing of lard and bone, the countryside trembling with every step of my sweaty misshapen legs. Fuck yeah.