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About Me

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Let me just start off by saying this: If you chose to send me a note, PLEASE be sure to have a picture available. I like to see who I am corresponding with. I`ve learned that if there is not picture available, it is usually because one has something to hide, is afraid that their wifey may see it, or simply, it is just not worth viewing. I don`t want to be rude, but unfortunately it had to come to this. NO PIC, NO RESPONSE!!!Yes, I`m white (that`s right, WHITE. The reason I stress this is because I am often mistaken for being hispanic, not that I have a problem with that, but I am what I am...I guess that is the Italian in me). Yes, I love black men (preferably, tall;).I am 33 years old, never been married, have 0 children (would like to eventually have one), am independent and can handle my own (plus, I`m pretty damn cute;). I live alone (with the exception of my 4 beautiful, spoiled rotten Pit Bulls, Tres-red nose male, and Zija-short, thick ass female, her 2 bitches, Kelsey & storm, and 1 poor pit raised cat-Sylvestor).Why am I on My Space??? Mainly for entertainment purposes...I work in an office alone and have LOTS of spare time, the internet keeps me in touch with the outside world! That is why you may see me here during the hours of 10 am - 4 pm during the week;) NO, I`m not one of those freaks looking for booty calls...Got plenty of numbers for that, don`t need some stranger from cyberland. And if you're married or otherwise involved...DON'T TRY TO HOLLA! We can be Myspace "friends", but that's where I draw the line. I do have respect for other bitches men.JUST FYI: *I`m 5`5" tall, and definately not boney... *I`m INTELLIGENT...and can carry on a conversation... *I`m HONEST...Probably one of the most honest people you will ever meet. I`ve been told that men can be intimidated by me. I`m down to earth, but keep it real. I am upfront and can be fairly blunt at times. I try to treat people as I would like to be treated. You know that KARMA`S A BITCH!!! *I`m a SMARTASS...If you don`t know me, you may not know how to take me at first... *I`m CARING...Sometimes I think I`m too caring... *I`m TRUE...I will stand by my man, friends and family through thick and thin. Life has dealt me more than my fair share of pain, and without my loved ones, I may not have been able to cope as well as I have... *I`m PATIENT...They say good things come to those who wait!!! STILL WAITING!!! *I`ve got FLAVOR...so I have most recently been told by one gentleman...not your average "white" girl (whatever that may be). A COUPLE OF MY BAD HABITS: *I tend to have a potty mouth at times...guess that`s what happens when you work with a bunch of men in an environment where it is tolerated! *I know it`s a terrible habit, but I am a smoker... BET YOU CAN'T DO IT LIKE ME & KERMIE! I am 58% Asshole/Bitch.
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My Interests

Myspace Layouts If I'm not at work (somewhere, I do bookkeeping work for several small companies, keeps me out of trouble;) you can usually find me enjoying quiet nights at home, or when the weather permits...The natural beauty of the great outdoors! Below is a picture taken on Easter Sunday 2006 while crossing the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel, after returning from an Uncles Funeral in Connecticut. ..
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Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.

You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.

Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

I'd like to meet:

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When it comes to the dating scene, MY PREFERENCE IS TALL, SEXY ASS BLACK MEN...ANYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE THIS;)vvvvvvvvvv
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Music:

Like to listen to Top 40, R&B, Hip Hop...Whatever is on the radio/XM Satallite...
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Movies:

I don't get much of an opportunity to see too many.....
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Television:

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Must watch: Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Everybody Hates Chris, American Idol, American's Next Top Model, Big Brother, Seinfeld, My Name is Earl, Veronica Mars, Law & Order, The Contender (LOVE IT;)a href="http://www.myhotcomments

Books:

Does Cosmo count??? Get LOTS of good sex tips in there;)

Heroes:

My ultimate hero is my mother. She is a very strong woman whom I admire and adore. I hope to be just like her! And also my father...May he rest in the peace he so desperately needed 12/24/45-04/01/98. This is an OLD picture (back in '94 when I was getting ready to leave Maine & move to Virginia. One of our last together. LOVE & MISS YOU DAD! ..
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You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?
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FAKE ASS PEOPLE!!!

I'M AS REAL AS THEY COME,I AM ME NO MATTER WHERE I'S BE!!! ON THE NET, OR IN THE FLESH,I TELL IT LIKE IT IS... DON'T NEED ANYONE TO BACK MY ASS,I'VE GOT MY OWN OPINION... IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT IT'S ALR...
Posted by ~*~THE ONE AND ONLY ~ REAL BITCH!~ *~ on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:10:00 PST

WORDS OF WISDOM

..> Everyone Can't Be in Your Front Row Life is a theater - invite your audience carefully. Not everyone is capable enough and healthy enough to have a front row seat in our lives. There are s...
Posted by ~*~THE ONE AND ONLY ~ REAL BITCH!~ *~ on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:46:00 PST

"LET IT GO!"

There are people who can walk away from you.And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk.I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, lo...
Posted by ~*~THE ONE AND ONLY ~ REAL BITCH!~ *~ on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:41:00 PST

THINGS A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE & KNOW

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....Enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to...A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....Something perfect to wear if the employ...
Posted by ~*~THE ONE AND ONLY ~ REAL BITCH!~ *~ on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:43:00 PST

WHAT I NEED! A REAL MAN...

01.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his Woman first.02.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either.03.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself.04.) A REAL MAN doe...
Posted by ~*~THE ONE AND ONLY ~ REAL BITCH!~ *~ on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:41:00 PST

THE POWER OF EQUALITY...

WE ARE ALL GONNA BE BROWN ONE DAY! The power of equalityIs not yet what it ought to be It fills me up like a hollow treeThe power of equalityRight or wrongMy song is strongYou don't like itGet alongSa...
Posted by ~*~THE ONE AND ONLY ~ REAL BITCH!~ *~ on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:42:00 PST

Girls VS. Grown Women

GIRLS leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. GROWN WOMEN make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. GIRLS want to control the man in th...
Posted by ~*~THE ONE AND ONLY ~ REAL BITCH!~ *~ on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:33:00 PST

WHAT BITCHES REALLY MEAN!

What women really mean! FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you ...
Posted by ~*~THE ONE AND ONLY ~ REAL BITCH!~ *~ on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:15:00 PST

WHY THIS BITCH IS SINGLE!

I received a note the other day from a guy who asked me...Single, sexy...So what's the catch??? THERE IS NO CATCH! So, this prompted me to address this question for any other's who may wan...
Posted by ~*~THE ONE AND ONLY ~ REAL BITCH!~ *~ on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:45:00 PST

Signs that you are too drunk would be...

Signs that you are too drunk would be... You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Job interfering with your drinking. Your doc...
Posted by ~*~THE ONE AND ONLY ~ REAL BITCH!~ *~ on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:59:00 PST