I guess I'll start with the basics first. I'm what is known as an emotionally-crippled narcissist. I love to sleep. How much do I love to sleep? Sleep is the first thing I think of when I wake up in the morning. I've been known to dabble in sadism, since my workspace is filled with sadists, I fit in well. I'm also a member of the Hate Tank. I am also a professional misogynist. Remember that chick at OEMS who cried when her pig died? That was hilarious. I enjoy watching the show "Fat Camp" on MTV and laugh at all the obese kids. Why do I always get weird looks when I tell people I have no soul? If I had a nickel for every time I've been told I don't have a soul, I could purchase my own Taco Bell franchise. On a lighter note, I'm an Aquarius and I enjoy long walks on the beach. I collect ceramic figurines, mostly of dolphins and unicorns. Also, I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. On an even lighter note, I've recently discovered that I actually do hate everyone, and I lack the capacity to be truly happy. So until the end comes, and we fade to black, I'll fill the emptiness with alcohol and gambling.
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My pirate name is:
Bloody Davy Flint
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: David Charles Halberg
Birthday: 28 Jan 1981
Birthplace: Sacramento, Ca
Current Location: San Clemente, Ca
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Light Brown (blondish in summer)
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right (But I shoot ambidextrously)
Your Heritage: Warrior
The Shoes You Wore Today: Quiksilver sandals
Your Weakness: My conscience
Your Fears: the Unknown
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni & Sausage from Papa Johns
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 300 PFT
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why do I get up so early?
Your Best Physical Feature: My uvula
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: I don't date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla:&..39;
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: When I drink
Do you Swear: Frequently
Do you Sing: Not really
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice a day
Have you Been in Love: Sure
Do you want to go to College: I think so
Do you want to get Married: Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me
Do you belive in yourself: Of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Compared to most people, yes
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, I'm usually outside in them
Do you play an Instrument: M-16, instrument of death
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Copious amounts
In the past month have you Smoked: Of course
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: does Paseo Nuevo count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I hate sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only necessities, or if I want something
Ever been Drunk: Look on some of my friend's profiles
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Most hockey fights are broken up too quickly
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Gloriously, in combat, with bards singing my praise
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ???
What country would you most like to Visit: USA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'6
Weight: The right weight for that height
Best Clothing Style: Whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: Only prescription vicodin
Number of CDs I own: No idea
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0, 1, 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 4
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