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About Me

I'm just your run-of-the-mill, average, ordinary, gentleman adventurer/man-about-town saving the world one ass kicking and run-on sentence at a time. In my vast travels I have discovered 3 important truths: Fortune Favors The Bold, it's easier to say "I'm Sorry" than it is to get permission, and the caring nurturer gets morning head. I have the strength of 10, for in my heart, I am pure. Pure Awesome baby.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Scandalous women with low standards and casual morals. Girls like Martha Kreuz, M. B. Berube and Jess "Man-Hands" Proba7xzynzc(some slovakian name unpossible to spell without runes and whatnot)

My Blog

I’m gettin outta town!

Well ladies, the results are in and I'm not going to lie.  Some of you are going to be very disappointed.  I suggest that you make appointments with your ministers or counselors or whomever ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 13:57:00 GMT

"I Love You"

"I Love You", three of the most powerful words that you can express to another individual, yet people throw them around like so many Mike and Ikes.  Men have been using those three little words t...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:34:00 GMT

A brief update

Well, here we are once again.  Several days have passed since I last updated everyone on what has transpired in The Life von Awesome and there has been some interesting happenings.  So, let'...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:28:00 GMT

So, I’m playing this online game and feeling like a nerd

People have been asking me what I've been doing, why have I been gone from myspace for so long, how is it possible that someone who's been on the FBI's most handsome list for so long hasn't been appre...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:49:00 GMT

Has it really been that long?

I've been approached over the past couple of days here on MySpace, (and in real life as well, but I just smile and say, "Yes, it did hurt when I feel from heaven, and no my legs are not tired from run...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:18:00 GMT

Sunday Saltiness.

Well, here it is, a quiet, lazy Sunday, and I feel almost as old as I am.  I've traced the source of my current malaise down to a few possibilities:A. Amandraham Lincoln.    Amandr...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:21:00 GMT

Why you sluts are whores

It's so simple; I don't know why I didn't grasp the answer to this age-old question immediately.  When I tell you why all you sluts banging away on dudes are whores while a gentleman exhibiting t...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:35:00 GMT

Hey, A Short One!

I don't like coats.  I don't even care for jackets.  I run around in various hoodies and sweatshirts because of this dislike of outer-ware.  Besides, I hate the cold.  It's not lik...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:01:00 GMT

Love Takes A Beating...

Hey everyone, welcome to another edition of what I secretly refer to as "my doogie howserism"*  It's not quite an OCD, because frankly I'm too lazy to have OCD. (as evidenced by my publishing sch...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:44:00 GMT

Saturday AM blog? Run for you lives, it’s the end times...

Hey kids, I know it has been awhile since we've talked. I maintain that I've been supporting my brothers and sisters on the picket lines of the writer's strike, people that know me well say I'm just ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 06:25:00 GMT