Easterlicious! |
Ah lovely... my holiday is more than half over but has been great so far. So far we have had:Mucho choc eggs (most important)... many baby animals including little fluffy donkeyling (v cute)... minor ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 10:30:00 GMT |
Her Majesty’s Finest |
Oh Lord - I majorly cussed the Royal Mail, thinking a sticky-fingered employee might have made off with my well-enveloped cash, but then it turned up today. I mean, five days is a loooong time for a f...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:09:00 GMT |
kurt is dead - long live kilgore trout! |
that's right - kurt vonnegut bloody went and died so now i know he will NEVER write back.
oh well. i wish him well in the afterlife. bless him, he was a very good man who wrote very good books. i dema...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 14:14:00 GMT |
Apparently I have now been banned from every club in Brighton |
... and it's not even my fault. My case is one of a gross violation of human rights, because I am victim of a terrible injustice. Seriously - do you think it's fair, when my only crime was being told ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:21:00 GMT |
not the eyes... not the EYES! |
jesus christ... you know how sometimes you see something horrible and you pretend it burns your eyes or something?
I just looked at the myspace page of a "relative" of a "friend" of mine, and it was t...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:13:00 GMT |
i am a pillar of the fucking community... |
... for i am to be a teacher, whilst you shalt merely be a rock 'n' roll pus swamp waving your furry tongue around and clutching your merry merry alcopops.
oh fuck yeah!
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:52:00 GMT |
today was not starkly dissimilar to a total waste of my time |
ugh. it's rude to lie to little girls. you fuck.
in other news - lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame.
where's my fucking holiday? i wannit.
time for andrew to make tea. i have to walk first. fuck.
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 16:36:00 GMT |
made to measure |
so i've finally joined myspace.
what the fuck are you meant to do with it?
answers on a postcard.
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:31:00 GMT |
