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Kenny &lt;QoTpA&gt;

About Me


Another Trip to Japan on the cards for this year. Yes. It is that good! We leave on the 22nd of August and will stay in the land of the rising sun for 2 weeks!
So you want to know about me? I was born on the wrong side of the tracks in down town Mexico. After being kicked out of nursery school for being unable to keep up with the other kids who were all already walking and talking, over achieveing bastards, my parents, a pair of afgan drug barons, disowned me. I was fortunate enough to be able to stow away in the back of a van driven by Louis, a man who went from door to door trying to sell his persian rugs. For three years I lived undiscovered in the back of Louis' van nestled amidst rugs. I ate nothing but moths and drank the condensation created on the inside of the van by the intense Mexican heat. Then one day someone actually wanted to buy a persian rug and when they opened up the van the gig was up. Sadly the particular rug they wanted was the one I had been using as a toilet and so Louis missed out on his first sale for three years. He was of course furious. He put me to work going door to door selling his rugs. I didn't have a driving license, being at this time only 10 (and having been kicked out of nursery at the young age of 7) and as such I had to carry all of the rugs over my shoulder. Rug Boy the other children called me. Fortunatly by the age of 16 I had developed the greatest pair of tits mexico had ever seen, proving that I was an early bloomer in some respect at least. The hormones that Louis used to preserve his rugs may have had something to do with it. I found after that that if I just dressed slutty enough and shaved often I could sell rugs to any Mexican.
So now I am a rich seventy five year old Mexican drug baron with these impressive double d's. Which just goes to show you kids that you needn't really study for nursery so long as you don't mind being an insult to nature.
This one was a video response to some jackass that attacked me for being vegitarian ><

My Interests

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Dramatis Persona

101 THINGS
In 1001 DAYS

This will start ont he 14th of May, the day after my birthday! seems like a good time to start

So my little brother, Richard, had this idea to set yourself 101 aims to finish in 1001 days. That's just short of three years. To me it sounded quite awesome. So I have gone right on ahead and set myself 101 goals of my own. So without further ado here they are:

0. Take my multivitims

1. Brush my teeth daily

2. Eat five fruit and vegis a day

3. Have breakfast every day

4. Drink 2 litres of water a day

5. Walk Curtains at least twice a week

6. Do the QOTPA page weekly with Sean

7. Cook for Andrea at least once a week

8. Watch the news at least once a week

9. Watch a Whole TV series on TV without having to buy a boxset or see it on youtube

10. Go to bed at the same time as Andrea at least twice a week

11. Have no more than one take away every two weeks

12. Clean the house utterly every fortnight

13. Spend more time with Sean without Andrea (at least once a fortnight)

14. Hang out with Alex, Darren and Charlene at least once a fortnight

15. See Kirsty and Loz at least once a month

16. see Lolly and Cat when ever they are in the country (or if they move back then once a month)

17. Spend one day a month without TV or Computers

18. Try something new at least once a month

19. Every pay day buy a CD by a band i've never heard

20. Go to the cinema at least once a month

21. Monthly game night!

22. Have Nicola stay at least once every two months

23. Read one new book every two months at least

24. Do my parents gardening every six months (or whenever it needs it)

25. Go to the Hallowe'en movie night every year(1/3)

26. Do something really cool for Lisa's 21st, Richards's 21st and Davids 18th (1/3)

27. Make the Auchi Documentary Awesome

28. Buy Presents for all of my cousins on their Birthday at least one year

29. Help Andrea ge tto size 14

30. Help Andrea with her plans to study in Japan

31. Stay under 11st

32. Recycle

33. Cut down water waste by sticking half a brick in the toilet...

34. Switch to energy saving light bulbs

35. When ever possible walk rather than get the bus

36. Turn off plugs at the wall

37. Get a job!

38. Stay Vegetarian

39. Don't Drink Aspartame!

40. Don't Drink Carbonated Drinks

41. Only eat free range eggs

42. Hang out with my little brothers and sister

43. Take driving lessons

44. Be more Sociable

45. Have Curtains live with us

46. See Pauline more

47. Try to help Sean lose weight (if he still wants to)

48. Help Andrea Do up the Bedroom

49. Learn More Japanese

50. Go and play int he park with everyone at least ten times (4/10)

51. Have Kirstie and Chris over!

52. Hang out with Darren and Lisa Together

53. Help Andrea with the washing up more

54. Try and get Curtains fit!

55. Get more than 70 % in an essay

56. Give blood

57. Use an environmentally friendly shopping bag.

58. Ruthlessly dispose of all the old crap I don't want

59. Learn some Gaelic

60. Learn to Swim

61. Dance at a party

62. Buy some big issues

63. finish all my computer games

64. See at least five plays (2/5)

65. Host Christmas Dinner

66. Sponsor a Dog

67. Try lots of different kinds of wine

68. Be genuinelly happy when someone else is successful!

69. Do at least one play

70. Finsih university and get a degree

71. Climb a mountain

72. Learn how to ride a horse.

73. Go to Lewis at least twice

74. Zorb!

75. Teach my mum how to use a computer

76. Go camping

77. Go to a festival

78. get a six pack ;P

79. write a book of short stories

80. Go Diving

81. See 5 bands I've never seen before

82. Make a cool home made movie

83. For one week try to be totally positive

84. Take my dad to the pub

85. Shoot a gun

86. Watch the sun rise on New Year's day

87. Have a really awesome party

88. run or walk for a cause

89. Go on a picnic (with a basket and a blanket and all that shit)

90. Watch every movie on Film 4's 50 movies to see before you die.

91. See the Northern Lights

92. Have a naked day

93. See a Kabuki play

94. Take Andrea to see snow on her Birthday

95. Take fencing Lessons

96. Drink a whole bottle of Tequila in the course of one day (I can share... Dear god let me share )

97. Take driving lessons

98. Go to a club and dance with a load of random strangers

99. Go Back to Tokyo

100. Make A friend in a pub

My Blog

August and november’s 101

Starting to fail :O Do better in the new year ^^  
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 01:15:00 GMT

Julys 101 things

July's things ^^
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:32:00 GMT

Be happy at someone elses success

Man, I must have been in a bleak mood when I decided that would be one of my goals! HOw horrible is that. I guess it comes from the old saying that whenever someone is successful you are always a litt...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 02:18:00 GMT

June’s video diary

  this is how I did in June ^^
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:03:00 GMT

May’s video diary for 101 things in 1001 days

This is my video diary for the first month of my self set challenge :P
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 00:58:00 GMT

Cut down on water waste: Achieved!

It was the easiest one and as such it is now done! Which gives me a start at the 101 things. Yesterday I filled a plastic bottle full of water and shoved it in the cistern of the toilet. Because of th...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 23:27:00 GMT

Film 4s 50 movies to see before you die

This is on my list, should be one of the fun ones :P here they are: 50 Badlands 49 Aguirre the wrath of god 48 Brazil 47 Cabaret 46 Raising Arizona 45 secrets adn Lies 44 This sporting life 43 Pr...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 02:59:00 GMT

101 things in 1001 days!

101 THINGS In 1001 DAYS This will start ont he 14th of May, the day after my birthday! seems like a good time to start So my little brother, Richard, had this idea to set yourself 101 aims to finish i...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 10:56:00 GMT

My tea is too hot.. GLOBAL WARMING!

Yep... that's right.. i'm going there. First of all: I believe in Global Warming, sort of. I'm not gonna sit here and say that I think all of the emissions and electricity and buring of fossil fuels t...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 05:31:00 GMT

Guitar hero day

On the bright side Yesterday Darren brought Guitar hero III round to the flat and we all rocked out and had a good time. It was cool to spend some time just having fun with my friends, take my mind of...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 02:35:00 GMT