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Mike Walker

Act like the best and die like the rest

About Me

Men Are Just Happier People --What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrink! les add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut blisters or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. ! Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big h ips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier...... .......battle cry...... Battle Cry

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My Interests

........ ................I think the the thing I find I enjoy the most is siting down with sommeone and having a good conversation on an intersting subject. I also love to watch people and try to understand why they do what they do.Other then talking and people watching..haha.Right now I'm pursuing a career in criminal Justice.I just like to have a good time like everyone else, I enjoy watching movies, playing hockey, working out, boxing, partying, and playing video games. I also love to read, its kind of a hobby for me, I love to find a good book and just settle in for a long read.............

I'd like to meet:

fOR ONE KRISTEN BELL!!!,,,,,,,,,,, ........
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Name: Mike
Birthday: August 18, 1984
Birthplace: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Current Location: Having a bedroom romp
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 5.8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish, Blackhawk Indian, odd mix I know..:)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas
Your Weakness: Cute babes
Your Fears: anything supernatural
Your Perfect Pizza: everything but mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: More time at the GYM
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: "What that was a dream"
Your Best Physical Feature: Broad shoulders, smile..I guess
Your Bedtime: 12:00 everynight, can't sleep before
Your Most Missed Memory: highschool Hockey
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell,..lol
Single or Group Dates: single always, can do more things...:)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Always chocolate baby..
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hate it!!!
Do you Smoke: Heck NO
Do you Swear: When I'm upset
Do you Sing: sure , who doesn't
Do you Shower Daily: haha, who comes up with this stuff, course..
Have you Been in Love: Once, a long time ago
Do you want to go to College: In College
Do you want to get Married: Heck Yes
Do you belive in yourself: What is there not to believe in, ...sure I do.
Do you get Motion Sickness: haha
Do you think you are Attractive: I could name a few who think I am, ...lol
Are you a Health Freak: I was
Do you get along with your Parents: ooohhh YA
Do you like Thunderstorms: Makes me horny,,!!
Do you play an Instrument: I did
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES
In the past month have you Smoked: Hell NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I'm not white trash
In the past month have you gone on a Date: haha I wouldn't have called it a date...:)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, but I love seafood
In the past month have you been on Stage: Heck NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: haha nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: oowww that would be a cold one
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Gosh NO
Ever been Drunk: Nope don't intend on being..
Ever been called a Tease: oohh YA
Ever been Beaten up: ha, someone try it..
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Depends how I live my Life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Don't righty know
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy, but I want to go back to Greece first..
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green / Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Depends
Short or Long Hair: medium, not too long not too short..
Height: Bout the same as me, or shorter
Weight: under 150...:) Please
Best Clothing Style: stylish
Number of Drugs I have taken: the legal kind,, not sure
Number of CDs I own: not to many
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: going to get one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Spending more time with my bro..

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Music:

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Movies:

All time fave would be Galdiator.... Underworld Evolution second and The Punisher third. Any and all VAN-DAMNE Movies. The blade movies are awesome.....

Television:

My favorate series is prison break, an awesome show and if you havn't seen them yet do it. Rome and Deadwood take second place and The shield takes third because I believe in how Vic doesn't beat around the bush to crush crime as a police man. I love to watch UFC on Spike TV too.......

Books:

Right now I'm reading the the "Emperor" series, a fictional series on the Romans. I love to read anything on the Romans, they were a civalized/powerful proud people that lived in a uncivalized cruel world. They rose from being a small tribe of people to ruling most of the known world at the time, just by being the strongest and smartest people. A question....."If they love you, they will do what you want but when they want to do it. If they fear you, they will do your will, but when you want them to do it. So, is it better to be loved or feared?"....

Heroes:

My Dad, one of the smartest persons I have ever known..... .............. The shield Cops theme
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