Colin

Experience has shown me many things and I always keep in mind that there are exceptions, but for the most part the following is true; People who can't kiss usually are bad in bed, Vegetarians usually suck, people with big trucks tote puny genitalia, religious fanatics suck, beware the chubby fuckless people they are an angry bunch, morons are everywhere, self proclaimed assholes are as common as morons, people who dont watch TV are annoying (see self proclaimed assholes), people who tell other people how they should live dont seem to live long, self help books make excellent litter tray liners, never smote a nude woman, dont allow your family or the opposite sex to treat you any differently than your closest friends, fear can be a good thing, dont shake soda cans before opening, some people shouldnt be allowed to use the horn, ring tones are queer, text messaging is a chick thing, pornography degrades everybody, money does buy happiness, pony tails on men look stupid, men who wear cell phones on the belt are turds, listening to elderly people is a good thing to do, reading is important, dont chew on electrical cords, singing loudly in the car is exceptional, laugh as often as you can, running is bad for you, avocados are bad for you, fanny packs are for Germans only, the French are filled with resentment but make nice clothes and good food, folks who treat dogs like humans are mental and usually treat humans like shit, people who explain are usually lying, people who dont swear and need to point out how moral they are suck, irregardless is not a word, a truly old soul has no need to tell you about it, beware sharp pointy things, always reload a gun after use, and finally, never pull anyones finger!