My Celebrity Review .. ; "I used to be friends with Jarrod until he made me do that thing with the donkey, and I will never forgive him. Jarrod is a prick."
~ Jennifer Aniston
"Who the fuck is Jarrod and what the fuck is going on with my hair. Somebody pass the black tar."~ Keith Richards
"I have no idea who Jarrod is, so I must be queer"~Brad Pitt
" This site is an Insultation to da web wide world and be fukin up da infernet. I tink I muft be biting off his ears biotch. "~Mike Tyson
" I so desperately want to be an intern for Jarrod. But Jarrod said " Get your big fat ass out of my face you cock sucker." So I guess my 15 minutes of fame are over."~Monica Lewensky "This site is a pretty bad ass place to be. Jarrod is a whacked motherfucker but he is not quite as whacked as I am. Personally I prefer Crystal. "
~Dennis Rodman
"Shit, if my ass wasn't dead, I'd be chillin on my homie Jarrod's web-site and I'd be drivin' his pimpin G' ride so I can get me some mo' bitches" ~2Pac Shakur "Jarrod's site is Groovy Baby. When Im not drinking liquid shit or chassing Dr. Evil, I always groove to his tunes"~Austin Powers
"My ex-lover Jarrod should have called this site, "BigCockJarrod.com." That boys hung like a mule, and his web-site makes me wet. ~Jenna Jamison "Jarrod kicks ASS! I even like his site better then Cheesey Poofs. But if he does not stop stickin' it to my crack whore mom, I will kick him in the nuts." ~Eric Cartman