christine

Because youre interested

Kelci is an asswipe.By all means. But don't try that phrase, or you'll die. Michael Jackson will come spank you in the middle of the night then feed you to that monkey named Coco at the Playboy Mansio...
Posted by christine on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:54:00 PST

Clean your room.

Sorry Joe Hong. I know its not turning out at all like you proposed. It's totally lacking the violence, cigars, and dark alley scenes but have no fear. I'll just end up re-vamping. -ExcerptVI: Th...
Posted by christine on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 06:47:00 PST

Chuckle.

IV: You, Me, & [Fill-in-the-Skank] Oh no sir, not here. She will not be overrun by your disgusting life-time supply of trashy arm candy. "For the record, you're wrong. You're still wrong. As for m...
Posted by christine on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 10:36:00 PST

Looking for Alaska?

I think that's what the book was called. ANYways, Gabby is bad. Not really...not yet. "Damn! I screwed one!"(awkward silence)"No, I screwed one up!"(Gabby and Christine laughing really hard)"Shut up!...
Posted by christine on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:40:00 PST

Wind it up

MMM, MMM GOOD.   The end of high school. It came and went. The day I had looked forward to since my first at DHS, my first at RCHS, and (thank goodness) my last first at CHS. All I have to say ab...
Posted by christine on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:38:00 PST

Do a little dance, make a little love

Get down tonight. Not bad, not bad. Go green. Tonight was the last choir concert; the last musical performance of my high school career, maybe even my life. Eleven years of performing and this wa...
Posted by christine on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:07:00 PST

Unregistered arms.

Anticipation is so the purest and most reliable form of pleasure. It makes a lot of sense to me, seeing as I tend to decorate my future with a six-digit salary, sexy kitchens, and well-equipped husban...
Posted by christine on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:20:00 PST

High gear.

It's the last real week of school, and it's going fine minus last minute projects. I'm glad I can say that I have a yearbook thicker than my political science book and I'm in it a grand total of..ONCE...
Posted by christine on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:10:00 PST

9 days left!

Graduation. ALSKFDJLSKDFJ! Kay. Well, see how long we can keep this ball rollin, shall we?     Memoirs of a Reformed Pimptress:"There was something about the way he looked at her that made t...
Posted by christine on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:43:00 PST

Miles

Fictitious excerpt from Memoirs of a Reformed Pimptress      "I agree. Not only do I agree, I feel compelled to remind you that I did point out the problem with this. There is all ...
Posted by christine on Wed, 28 May 2008 06:47:00 PST