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Yeah, so... I'm fucking awesome. I'm 22. My nicknames range from Pat, Patty, Peatrick, Patty-Ann, Patricia, and Patty McPat Pat. My birthday is January 27. I hate birthdays. Mine, not other people's. I'm right-handed, yet I can do anything with my one right that I can do with my other right... LOL . I graduated from Greenville Sr. High December 14, 2003. I'm Irish/German. I can't go a day without watching a movie. My weapon of choice is sarcasm. I have a Tiger Calico cat named Tazzie. I want a Siamese or Beagle cat. I'm pretty random and complex at the same time. I am an only child and loves it. I'm reasonably spoiled. I'm allergic to a lot of things. The shorter list is what I am not allergic to. Major turn-offs: smoking, drugs, cheaters, liars, assholes, queens, snobs… the list could go on forever. I cuss a lot, so if you're offended, I'm fuckin' sorry. I take my cell phone EVERYWHERE. I can't stand politics. I know I should care. I just don't, and thus choose to ignore it. Willful ignorance is the way to go. I'm pretty high-maintenance but a cheap date: hamburger and fries will suffice. I can be incredibly mean and incredibly nice. Does that make me some type of bipolar? I have lived in New York, Florida, Indiana, Tennessee, and Ohio. I want to visit L.A. again. I have a weird sense of humor. I hate banana-flavored things. I never read instruction manuals .I tend to think I am quite “butch”. I can handle most things on my own and know a lot of useless knowledge about everything. I tend to add the suffix "-ness" to the end of every word, i.e. hottness, radness, wickedness, etc. I say "That’s Hot” a lot. I love all kinds of movies. I own a shit ton of movies. My father passed away when I was 11. I don't smoke or do drugs. I dress pretty preppy. I love my tanning bed. I'm very stubborn. My eyes are green/brown. I'm great with kids but I can't stand them. I love thunderstorms. I love long walks on the beach, but at the same time, I hate walking anywhere I don’t have to. My favorite food is pizza. I am addicted to soda. I make a killer grilled cheese. I love ketchup and BBQ sauce. My mom would love me even if I were green. My favorite color is royal blue, orange, red, yellow, and dark green. I say weird shit. I love T.G.I.Friday's. I despise the sound of my own voice. I may not laugh at the funniest thing in the world but I can crack up at something that was only chuckle-worthy. I hate math. I'm a right-brain. My middle name is Patrick. I have an oral fixation. I'm a picky eater. I will never date someone younger than me again. I managed at McDonalds for 6 years. I can't pass a mirror or reflective object without checkin' myself out. I very rarely eat a home-cooked meal. I like attention. But not too much. I trust too many people...