I'm Principal Joe Clark. I'm a tough educator and administrator who was given a nearly impossible task to reform inner city East Side High School - a hotbed of delinquent kids and drug dealers in Paterson, NJ.
Some say my approach to clean this school up was 'tyrannical' with my 'hard-line policies.' I think these motherfuckers better shut the fuck up before I shove hot coal up their ass.
I'M THE HEAD NIGGER IN CHARGE!!!!
Random Thought Provokers
What makes you laugh?: Mr. Darnell's attempt to get 'aggresive' with my office desk, stapler and paperwork!
Who is your hero?: Rick James - He knew how to keep the bitches in check..
Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?: Oprah. I've always had a thing for her.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: Jordans ..14, 2 pairs of Chucks, 2 Hush Puppies, A pair of Wu Tang Wallabee's and 3 Salvatore Ferragamo Loafers
Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?: Who knows? Maybe my Lupe would know. She cleans my house.
Who do you blame for your mood today?: The US Government and their poor funding for public schools...
If the Internet were sex... I would: WTF??!!?
Have you ever seen a dead body?: Plenty. These delinquents dump them on our school property every day.
What is something scientists need to invent?: Instant Ganja MiracleGrow. A School Population de-stupidizer would be nice too.
What should we do with stupid people?: New Jersey State's solution seems to be to throw them all here at East Side High..
Have you ever broken a bone?: No
Do you watch local news? Why?: No. It's the same shit all the time. Murder, Rape, Gang Activity, Natural disasters and other sorts of criminal activity.
What happens after you die?: What the fuck do you think happens? Ashes, to ashes, dust to dust.. We become fertilizer for future Marijuana crops.
How big is your bed? Big enough?: A Big Bed for the H.N.I.C
How long do you think you will live?: Fuck knows..
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