M is for Bitch

Anybody under the age of 15 should not read this. Just cuz you were born in '92 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.You know you're a 90's kid and getting old if...You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"You've worn skorts and felt stylish.You yearned to be part of the Baby-Sitters club.You use to love playing with your My Little Pet Shop.You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House."You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.You wore a ponytail on the side of your head and had fluffed bangs.You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in kindergarten.You remember reading "Goosebumps."You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off."You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence... Not...You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skatesYou ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide.You wore socks over leggings scrunched down." Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE" he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stumbed he's toe oe oe and thats the end end end of the elephants show ow owYou remember boom boxes vs. cd players.You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare."You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from "MY Little Wonder."You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool.You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell."You played and or collected "Pogs."You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger and you owned a Skip It.You had at least one GigaPet or NanoBaby and brought it everywhere.You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (pencils, notebooks, binders, etc.)You used to wear those stick on earrings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.You remember a time before the WB.You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack.You know the Macarena by heart."Talk to the hand" ... enough saidYou thought Brain would finally take over the world.
[HAVE YOU EVER..]
been kissed.. heck yes
lied to a friend.. yeah about that...i should stop
dyed ur hair yep
dressed punk a little when i go to concerts
kissed a girl no...yes haha gets em everytime
saw something u didnt want to yeah
danced in the rain the other night even
lied to ur parents last night
went barefoot in the snow just when i ran from the cops
played hockey no
made ur own clothes no
[IN THE LAST 24 HOURS..]
got in a fite no
took a shower yes
gave a dirty look to someone maybe?
cried=( no
did a cartwheel no..cant even do them at all
went to school its summer screw school
shopped i have not
danced no
got sick i didnt feel good but maybe thats because i drank a little too much
did something u regret no
discovered something new that ashleys house has a basement
[IN SCHOOL YOU...]
run to class because ur always late no
act perfect hmmm kinda
act hyper sometimes
are a nerd no
in band?? tuba all the way haha im a dork
[RIGHT NOW UR..]
in ur pjs im just wearin shorts if that counts
drinkin mountain dew
listening to music buckcherry
watching a movie no
iming someone no its early no ones up
talkin on the fone no and i think its phone
eating nothin
[CLOTHES..]
hot topic or abercrombie and fitch abercrombie
thongs or briefs well im a guy so thongs hahaha
boxers anyone?!?! this is kinda personal
sweatpants or jeans jeans
longsleeved shirts or short sleeve short
tube tops or tanks this is kinda gay
[CURRENTLY .. ]
current clothes boxers and adidas shorts
current mood good im finally 18 and i had fun last night and am gonna have fun again tonight
current music this was already asked
current taste kinda asked
current make-up kinda gay again
current thing I ought to be doing drinkin or sleepin
[ LAST PERSON .. ]
you hugged chan i think
yelled at chan i think but it wasnt really a yelling it was more of a ashley you have to be quiet
IMed. carly
you touched when i think about you i touch myself...umm ashley
[ EiTHER/0R .. ]
coffee or hot chocolate hot chocolate
big or little what im big jk this is kinda gay once again
lace or satin gay
new or old new
vogue or cosmopolitan gay niether
skirt or dress deffiantely skirt what the hell is this a gay survey
wool or cotton umm cotton?
[DO YOU..]
put on a "front" confusing question
have a crush on someone not really
if u got a tatoo where wud u get it on my upper back
[RANDOM QUESTiONS..]
waht is the online symbol u use the most .
u have a boyfriend or girlfiend so now its not a gay survey anymore and its gender neutral but no
who's hotter, Josh Hartnett or Chad Michael Murray now its gay again
what was the last thing you said thanks
who would u want to be stuck in an elevator with theres too many ppl to choose from
do you like stickers sure
do u play with mad libs wen ur bored thats fun but i havent played in a long time
are you suicidal no
is your window open no..but my car window is
what was the last pair of shoes you bought adidas good years
do you have a little brother no
does he draw you cute pictures i dont have one
where do your grandparents live jackson and new ulm
what do you think of when you hear the word click good movie
are you a moron this is a wierd question
do you like trampolines heck yes
have u ever accidentally sucked something up in the vacuum a sock and... i wanna vacuum all over the floor
did you see American Pie 2 yes
do you cut yourself no

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