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tristen

i would get up, but im fat.

About Me

irrationality may be my forte, my bestfriend pays for my meals, i talk out of my icecream sandwich and i roll with a dude named he-man.

My Interests

eyo(s). diagonal sleepers. dusk. car-bar. boss. text messages. nicknames. grilled cheese. giving presents. fresh sushi. 25/25/50. beanies. email exchanges. banter (and/or fodder). amoeba and the butterflies that hide in my stomach.

I'd like to meet:

chuck bass.

pretty young things.

town bike.

friendy!

LO_

fat boy!

chris brown.

dj equip.

jays wifey

jeff legend.

still evil.

marked!

belvedurrrrr.

coincidence!

the others.

Heroes:

breakfast jack's on sourdough (minus the ham)