Descriptions? Entertaining. Unique. Creative. Semi-intelligent? Nowhere near patient or simplistic enough to sit here and sum up my existence in 500 characters or less. Oh, and I drank too much in that picture and was ready to get some. Sleep, that is. I might post some other pictures some day. I'm sure all of you are anxiously awaiting them. "Was that sarcasm at my expense?" "That was totally at your expense."