I'd like to meet:

Hmm...
People. I would like to meet people. Famous people are OK I guess but I would assume they are stuck up and shit so i'll stick with what I know. Plain ol' people.

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You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You?

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Al Capone
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You Are 20% Pure
You've either done it, thought about it, or at least heard about it.
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Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 75% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too fucking bad, get a life douche. How Sarcastic Are You?

Your Theme Song is Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd
"There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship?s smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves."

You haven't been feeling a lot lately, and you think that's a good thing.
The comfortable part is nice... but you should really work on numb. What's Your Theme Song?

Music:

Everything but i've been getting back into techno, house and electronica again.

Movies:

Juggalo Homies

nymphetamine

Television:

I now own a TV. It's not hooked up to anything tho.

Books:

Anything with pictures.

Heroes:

My Folks, for all shit they've had to deal with I think they've earned the right to be heros.
IT'S SURVEY TIME FOLKS!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brian
Birthday: a long time ago in a galexy far far the hell away.
Birthplace: In a wretched WOMB!
Current Location: The armpit of the asshole of these United States.
Eye Color: Shit brown with some green flecks
Hair Color: fuck you
Height: about as tall as i am
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on the mood
Your Heritage: The only one that matters is POLOCK - Ha DRR
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots
Your Weakness: midgets
Your Fears: the midget who i hit in the head with an ashtray in the strip club
Your Perfect Pizza: CANDY BARS!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I WANT TO LIVE!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!
Thoughts First Waking Up: mmm....it's miller time
Your Best Physical Feature: the fuel tank for the love machine
Your Bedtime: when the beers catch up to me and beat me over the head and it all goes black for a while
Your Most Missed Memory: the things i've done while drunk
Pepsi or Coke: with Jack
McDonalds or Burger King: with Jack
Single or Group Dates: Orgy I guess
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Does not go well with Jack
Chocolate or Vanilla: Screw butter rum, give me jack
Cappuccino or Coffee: with Jack
Do you Smoke: Only when I breathe
Do you Swear: only when I talk
Do you Sing: only in the shower while choking myself and masturbating.
Do you Shower Daily: see above...
Have you Been in Love: every time I go to the strip club
Do you want to go to College: Yes, it's like the strip club mixed with a whore house mixed with the playboy mansion
Do you want to get Married: to a midget stripper
Do you belive in yourself: I'm not sure I understand the question...
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I start to see double of every god damn thing
Do you think you are Attractive: with Jack
Are you a Health Freak: as long as beer continues to be good for you
Do you get along with your Parents: I would like to think so
Do you like Thunderstorms: what the hell kinda question is this?
Do you play an Instrument: only while wearing a tutu and dancing around like a GOD DAMN FAIRY! NEXT QUESTION!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ...I hate you
In the past month have you Smoked: ...still hating you
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: remeber the question about college? yeah it's like that but with highschool chicks
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: hell no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: SUSHI AND 9MM BULLETS!
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes and the stripper freaked
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes...Cleveland style
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes but imagine that, there was no god damn water, it was just a public bathroom.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole some of those things you put on the toilet seat from the bathroom
Ever been Drunk: ...why are you not dead yet?
Ever been called a Tease: only by your mother
Ever been Beaten up: yes, and I used the Joe Peschi method of escalation of force (see Casino)
Ever Shoplifted: No, I can not lift a shop by myself.
How do you want to Die: never
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Richard Simmons
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: yes a boy/girl should have eyes you are correct sir. congruadulations you are an idiot
Favourite Hair Color: oh no, I stand corrected, your not just an idiot your a waste of god damn fecal matter, your mother should have swallowed.
Short or Long Hair: DiE
Height: anywhere between 3'5" and 4'5"
Weight: If my truck is not sagging on the passenger side, it's not gonna be a good night
Best Clothing Style: nekkid
Number of Drugs I have taken: yeah well how many pots have you smoked?
Number of CDs I own: like 4 or 5...MILLION SUCKER! WOO HOO
Number of Piercings: Al to the prizzle bitch
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Taking this stupid fucking survey