I am studying to work in a crime lab as a forensic specialist, and NO I'm not into CSI, actually I hate the show.
I am a hair stylist. And no, I'm not going to do your hair for free. And if youre bald, don't even ask "what can you do with this?" fucker I do hair, I don't work miracles.
And don't bring me a picture of Jessica Simpson, or Eva Longoria, or Angelina Jolie and say I want her hair, because its not the hair you like its her looks bitch, and well I hate to be the one to break it to ya, but extreme makeover cant hire enough plastic surgeons, personal trainers, nutritionists, dentists and dermatologists to make you look like her, get over it!
And no if I don't know you personally I will not add you to my friends, I'm not here to win a popularity contest so if you have like 500 friends I don't want to be one of them. Im not here to meet new people, just to catch up with old friends.
Really, no Im not into your band nor do I want you to send me your songs, I already own the songs I like, unless you rock then, just maybe I'll check you out and pass it along.
I don't want messages saying "youre hot" or "wow youre sexy". I know I am, I don't want a shallow creep tryin to holla at cha girl! Fuck Off Stupid Shallow Sons Of Bitches!
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