über helth freak vegan who loves white trash food* good, tasty food* shoes* ear rings* too much salt* chewing gum* dresses* accessories* gossip* da-da-da-da-da-dancing* fancy parties* fancy drinks* dancing at fancy parties with lots of fancy drinks* everything fancy, that glitters* stressing about everything and nothing* and yes I do exaggerate everything*
I woke up and put on my make-up. I went outside, took my 1-speed-bike and shouted out loud: this bike is a pipe bomb!!! I drove over miss universum. She took a knife and stabbed me and said now we are blood brothers. She had a kitten with her so I named her Miss Kittin. She told me she called her kitten le tigre, cuz it sounded so fancy. We went to the graveyard where we could see pretty girls make graves to all the soldiers who where missing in action. The place was full of screaming red sparrows cuz' the lack of locusts made them hungry. I told miss kittin that I was a teenage satan worshipper and she replied don't speak cuz' talk is poison. She wished me godspeed and left. I went home and watered my orchid and heard noises. It was Jenny, Charlotte, Nancy, Annie and Regina and they where all against me. We went to a block party where we ate peaches. Then somebody started to tell me a gossip to which I replied yeah yeah yeah I've heard it all.
violence,violence and a bit more violence; aka Tarantino
Buffy, Angel, Krisse Show
cookbooks, with color pictures
Sarah K.