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Kris

Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything... but you can't help laughing when you

About Me

Ah, LIFE IS GRAND!!! Isn't it?! Sometimes it's an easy road, and sometimes you're up against a wall with no easy path in sight, but I've learned that it's all worth the living. My family and close friends have given me more joy and hope than any man can rightfully ask for. I thank God everyday for the blessings I have. A stranger passing me on the street might assume I carve out a simply average existance, but a closer look at the calluses on my hands, the smile worn creases in my cheeks, and the gleam in my eyes will tell you that I'm a truly lucky, and blessed guy. So raise your glasses high, lean on in, and lets toast to all the livin' that's left to do!!!!!!GOOD THINGS: Summers in the sun behind the boat, dancing till they turn the lights on, slow kisses, people who know how to laugh at themselves, Pendelton whiskey, dancing in my seat like a retard while flyin' down the road with the windows down and the tunes cranked, beautiful artwork, good steak, confidence, honesty, Jack Daniels, new shoes, my bed, playing the same great song over and over, pasta, smiling, my family, corona with lime, long runs, scary movies, puppies, rugby, fresh towels, summer rain storms, hot showers, papaya, trusting someone, and ME!
BAD THINGS: Liars, bills, guys with small brains and big egos, the women that like those guys, lost love, bad drivers, gum that finds the bottom of your shoe, Monday mornings, broken hearts, last call, regret, losing my keys, the last square of TP, Gin, and not knowing who you are at your core...

My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: KRIS
Birthday: JULY 7TH
Birthplace: LONG BEACH, CA
Current Location: McMinnville
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: little bit left, little bit right
Your Heritage: Norwegian
The Shoes You Wore Today: cool, as usual...
Your Weakness: I trust too easily
Your Fears: Being less than good enough
Your Perfect Pizza: Loaded.. meat, meat, meat... MMMM!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: World domination
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "LOL..." enough!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who REALLY thinks the second they wake up?
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm not a fan of me, some say my eyes though, some say hair??
Your Bedtime: Work, family, friends, party... I'll sleep when I'm dead.
Your Most Missed Memory: laying on the couch watching movies with my baby sleeping in my arms
Pepsi or Coke: coke, WITH JACK!!!!!!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'd rather cook
Single or Group Dates: Both, but it really depends on the person I'm dating and the mood. :)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: If it's cold, don't care..
Chocolate or Vanilla: both. Don't hold out on me..
Cappuccino or Coffee: Just put it in the IV and call it good.
Do you Smoke: Sometimes, but not regularly
Do you Swear: there was this one time, at band camp...
Do you Sing: Terribly, all too loudly at times, and Iusually end up alone by the end of the song.
Do you Shower Daily: MMMM, soap! hot water, naked.... What's not to love?!?
Have you Been in Love: More deeply than words can express
Do you want to go to College: Been there. Still have a hang-over
Do you want to get Married: Been there too. Worse than a hang-over
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: maybe on the up-side of average
Are you a Health Freak: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Do you get along with your Parents: I've got one of the best families imaginable..
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES!
Do you play an Instrument: yeah, it's called a radio.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: a time or two
In the past month have you been on Drugs: that's classified.. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, that would just hurt.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does dancing on my couch in my boxers count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Dammit! no. I'm over-due
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Absolutely
Ever been called a Tease: Yes. Teasings fun! and it always works out in the end...
Ever been Beaten up: taken my licks, but never been on the losing end.. (yet)
Ever Shoplifted: there've been times when going through the checkstand was just too inconvenient...
How do you want to Die: With the love of my life in my arms.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I think I already growed up. Looks like I'm stuck being me
What country would you most like to Visit: Belize
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, green
Favourite Hair Color: any/all
Short or Long Hair: meduim to long
Height: 5' 3" - 5' 9"
Weight: be fit, be happy with you, weight doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: A little classy, a little fun, and whatever makes her happy.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2,3,4?
Number of CDs I own: enough to have a decent disco collection
Number of Piercings: Show me and I'll tell you!
Number of Tattoos: 1-4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: If you don't have at least one, then you're not human

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Wakeboarding, skiing, good drinks, good friends, dancing in my underwear. playing pool, music for every mood. Lazy summer afternoons under the sun. Sundays with coffee, Chinese delivery, and NASCAR!

I'd like to meet:

On this site, old friends that I've lost touch with through the years. Or just friendly people that may be up for a party, maybe join me for coffee or dinner, share a laugh and a drink. As for who I'd like to meet in life, I think Id like to find myself downing a few pitchers of beer sitting on a bar stool next to Jack Black and Will Farrel. That would be a pretty good time...

Music:

I love it all, (even country - but let's keep that right here between you n' me.)

Movies:

Yes please...

Television:

These days it's Studio 60, Boston Legal, House, and Two And A Half Men.

Books:

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Broken down..

It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for lov...
Posted by Kris on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 06:55:00 PST

How long will it last??

I'm LOVIN" this sunshine! I was off work early today and took the opportunity to get out for a run. It's been way too long since I've been in that routine. Guess I'm feeling a little inspired by the w...
Posted by Kris on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 05:09:00 PST