Abby Normal - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Ive recently found myself in the throes of motherhood. Being a parent crept up on me fast, and now I cant imagine anything else. I couldnt do any of it without my partner in crime. Im a quasai amateur photographer, with a considerable lack of drive and ability. I pee with the door open and live in my gauchos. Vegitable juice is the best breakfast. All the meals I prepare contain one or more kinds of campbell's soup. I kill plants, and buy more, because I like to garden. Chia pets really dont look as cool as they do on the box. I cant stop dying my hair. I prefer plucking over waxing my eyebrows. I have a tad taste for the dramatic. I refuse to live without music, especially when its live. Someday, I will get to Dollywood. "Project Runway" makes me want to be a clothing designer. "Top Design" makes me want to be an interior designer, and "I love New York" makes me want to be the subject of reality TV. I cant sew, but I have a sewing machine so I can pretend Im really good at it. Domesticity doesnt come natural. I miss my friends.
I edited my profile with Thomasâ€™ Myspace Editor V3.6 !
..

My Interests

watchin rerun Simpsons tapes...naked.....its the only way to spend an evening.

I'd like to meet:

Create your own Friend Test here

Music:

I listen to anything from Dolly Parton to Frank Sinatra, The Bouncing Souls to Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Johnny Cash to T.S.O.L., Mac Dre to the Old 97's... Im a buffet style listener...picking and nibbling at all that interests me. Local music rocks my world. Sonoma county is ripe with the musician folk...support your local music scene!!!!

Movies:

Best Little Whore House In Texas (a dolly parton gem!), ...Breakin' and the lesser of the two- Electric Boogaloo, Snatch, How high, Wicker Man (ahhhhh 70's cult movies), Rocky Horror....John Waters John Waters John Waters...pink flamigos, desperate living, cry baby, Polyester,..blahblahblah .... mmmmmjohnnylicious...........Victor Victoria (nothin like julie andrews in drag), Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Outsiders, Fight Club, That Darn Punk, Suburbia!!!, Marilyn Monroe flicks: How To Marry A Millionaire, Misfits, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, and of course Some Like It HOT!

Television:

T.V. on DVD: Southpark, simpsons, family guy!!!! Dave Chapelle, Absolutely fabulous, Aqua teen Hunger force, In Living Color, . One thing about T.V. that I miss is comedy central and the History channel, ooooh and the Game show network!- Viva Match Game '74! Since I got cable I cant get enough of Dog: The Bounty Hunter....

Books:

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy books.......... .......Hunter Thompson, Vonnegut, and the like.....If you're witty, sincere and drunk...ill probably read you....

My Blog

A Tribute To My Co-Parent

I've always had two parents, as long as I can remember. Two moms has its ups and downs, but Ive never felt deprived of any substantial experience that a "normal" family would have. I depen...
Posted by Abby Normal on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:50:00 PST

Sienna Miller

What a forgetable face that is... Apparently she was in Stardust. I saw it last week. I thought: "Wow, that girl is all made up like a movie star...she's probably a nobody with a...
Posted by Abby Normal on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 02:32:00 PST

Movin’ on Up!

Matt and I are movin up. We found a cute little house off of Payran that has everything but the pickett fence. We like it muy mucho, and I cant wait to start decorating!!! First we must mo...
Posted by Abby Normal on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 02:42:00 PST

Flyin Solo

This past weekend was spectacular! I didnt think it was going to work out....then friday, when I got off work, everything just came together. I decided to make the trek up to Mckinleyville...
Posted by Abby Normal on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:56:00 PST

Forgiveness

All the powers that be know that I have had to ask for forgiveness more than once in my life. Today I decided to forgive back. I got a call from the probation officer of the guy who stole my car...
Posted by Abby Normal on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:15:00 PST

Pretend friends

Some folks consider myspace friends to be meaningful relationships. Some are happy just knowing that if they wanted to create a long lasting bond with any one of the 300 friends on their li...
Posted by Abby Normal on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:47:00 PST

We need lead free toys

Im having a hard time distinguishing between what is pure drama, and fear tactic, and what is and should be a serious concern. Apparently there is lead in EVERY toy made inside or outside of the...
Posted by Abby Normal on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:40:00 PST

Feeling the need to elaborate...

Okay, so my last post was about tv that I usually watch....I should have said "trash" tv that I watch. Of course I watch other shows (cash cab for instance, or Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations....
Posted by Abby Normal on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:14:00 PST

My Week in Television

Monday: Dog the bounty hunter, Digging for the Truth, K-Ville: I probably will stop watching this show soon, but for now, its mildly entertaining. The White Cop/Black Cop dynamic is really "orig...
Posted by Abby Normal on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:24:00 PST

My prom date is a convicted rapist.

Really. I was browsing the megans law website (as any red blooded american should do) and I came across my old high school prom date. He wasnt my boyfriend, but he did agree to go to prom ...
Posted by Abby Normal on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:30:00 PST