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Findiggler

Are you stalking me? Because that would be silly.

About Me

Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?..

My Interests



Movies:

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!

Television:

Anything animation or on Fox: Simpsons, Family Guy, King of the Hill, Futurama, South Park, etc. I also like The Office, 24, old Seinfeld episodes, and shows where they either build stuff or hurt each other.

My Blog

The Rules of Drinking...

Courtesy of Hutch...1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.2. Always toast before doing a shot.3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer...
Posted by Findiggler on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:54:00 PST

Ryan Reynolds - THE SHIT DISTURBER

THE SHIT DISTURBERIf you can remember the movie "A Christmas Story" which plays in concert with every holiday season, starring a towheaded four eyed boy named Peter Billingsley - his character, "Ralph...
Posted by Findiggler on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:02:00 PST

Hangover Meter - Rate Your Hangover

One Star Hangover (*)No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relativelywell. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 Cokes and stillfeel this way. For some reason, you are...
Posted by Findiggler on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:43:00 PST

Sensitive stuff...

I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I ha...
Posted by Findiggler on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 01:36:00 PST