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QUOTES
(These Are A Few Of My Favorite Quotes From Friends)
Tom S : Why Is My Body So CRAP?
Tom S : In My Mind I Can Take Much More Alcohol Than This
Tom S : I Hope YOU Had The Time Of Your Life
Goddard : A Arseholes Virtually The Same As A Pussy
Gamblor (matt m): I Had This Turkey At Christmas It Was A Full On Animal
Gamblor (matt m): I Wont Have Any Kids Ill Chop Off my Dick Right Now!
Jack D : I..ll Give You Fuckin Head
Knowles : I Got To Drink From Cottons Holy Grail That Was The Proudest Moment Of My Life
Buzz : Adam Should Be In A WHAM! Tribute Band
Buzz : (when asked if he was wanking) It..d Be Fucking Hard When You Guys Keep Walking In!
Buzz : (when seeing his cat on the street)I Hate That Fuckin Cat
Buzz : Thats It You Can All Just Fuck Off , You Always Do This , Get Out (When Gillborn Broke His Shed Window)
Trev : Oi Have You Lost Your Anal Virginity Yet? (to our male maths teacher)
Trev : I Cant Describe It... It Smells Like Green
Trev : Do You Think Dogs In Other Contries, Bark In Other Languaeges?
Adam : (When Asked If He Was Homosexual) YES!...NO!...ERM I MEAN YES!
Adam : TREV TREV, I AM ONE BIG BOLLOCK
Adam : buzz are u confused about ur sexuality? Buzz : No im not Adam: Wot so u dont no if ur a boy or a girl?
Scotty Boy: I Swear I Didnt Cum!
Scotty Boy: No Way, You Pack The Strongest,Sickest Alcohol EVER! ( To Me When I Offered Him A Drink)
L.P: Whered The Road Go?
Gillborn: Oh Bottom I Think Its Me
Jermaine : I Am Gonna Give U A Hug Cotton Cos I Like U, Not In A Gay Way Though Dont Worry
Jinny : nowt worse than a sweaty iron maiden fan! the fucking cunt
