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Clare

Holy crap batman

About Me

I consider myself to be outgoing and friendly except when im tired in which case i become very quiet and introverted. My close friends mean a lot to me and i will do anything for them. Im an extremely loyal person, however if someone f*cks with me i'll drop them and not look back.

Likes: people with kind hearts whether quiet and shy or loud and bubbly, meeting up with my mates and dancing the night away, hot baths, virtually all desserts (yummy), curling up on the sofa and watching films until i fall alseep, honesty...

Dislikes: Liars, girly girls (the kind that cry when they break a nail), arrogant men who think they can "have me" (er, no u cant), violence, people who assume that because most of my friends are male that im automatically sleeping with one or more of them, crazy religious people preach on public transport...

My Interests

Interior design, partying, new music and films...

OH AND PLEASE DONT ASK ME TO ADD U AS A FRIEND WITHOUT AT LEAST MESSAGING ME FIRST. IF I DONT KNOW U, I WONT ADD U

I'd like to meet:

Anyone sane that can make me smile and is up for a laugh. Oh and Johnny Depp but not for the reasons you may think.

SOOO FUNNY! YOU GOTTA CHECK THESE OUT:

Team America. U gotta listen to the lyrics.

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Jim Carey's take on Vanilla Ice
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Music:

Rock, nu-metal, indie, dance, soul, funk, R&B, old skool jungle, cheesy pop and more depending on what kind of mood im in.

Favourite tunes at the moment are 'Protection' by Massive Attack, 'Money for nothing' by Dire Straits (u know u love it), 'Millionaire' by Kelis, 'Start' by The Jam, 'Hounds of Love' by The Futureheads, 'Naive' by The Kooks. Make of that what you will.

Oh and anyone into alternative sounds should check out 'Lamb' (pic below), 'Life Without Buildings' and 'The Unknownn' (dark and mellow)


Movies:

True Romance, Donnie Brasco (i love virtually any film that features Al Pacino), Bowling for Columbine (everybody should watch this), Muriels Wedding, Old School...

Television:

The Daily Show kicks ass. Anyone who hasn't watched it yet should. Have I Got News For U, Frasier, CSI, That 70's Show and documentaries featuring fluffy creatures (i wish i was joking)

Heroes:

Gotta love people who keep it sexy whilst retaining their dignity, for example:

Aaliyah (RIP)

'Try Again' video:
I want this outfit


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Charlize Theron


Reese Witherspoon



Here are a selection of bumper stickers found on cars for your enjoyment: (1) Fight crime - shoot back (2) Keep honking, I'm reloading (3) So many pedestrians... so little time. (4) I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize (5) Missing your cat? Try looking under my tyres


My Blog

Die Hard Squirrel

For anyone that didnt pick up a copy of the Metro today: A squirrel went on the rampage in Central Park, attacking three women, a toddler and his father and several police officers...
Posted by Clare on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 12:12:00 PST

Man rules

Here's an email that James sent me. See which ones apply to you. Mans Rules We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...
Posted by Clare on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 06:24:00 PST

Are you getting older?

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived, because Our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured ...
Posted by Clare on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 02:23:00 PST

If this doesnt make u smile nothing will.

This is a poem written by my mate Sasha. Check it out. Personally i think its ace: PLASTIC MANA plastic man with plastic features walks down the stairs in plastic sneakers. His girlfriend with her pla...
Posted by Clare on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 02:10:00 PST