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Calen

will I ever just fit in?

About Me

Love to hit the links on a beautiful spring morning. I do most of my business from the course. Looking for California girls who need a hardworking chaste canadian boy to take home to mom, i could help you fix the pool, wouldnt you like to wake up look out the window at our oceanfront lawn and see me throwing the frisbee with the dog. Ruggedly handsome...Other adjectives used to describe my appearance: "Incredibly chiseled" "Amazing nose" "One of the great American films of the decade"/

My Interests

Golf! California girls! Since I have several people reminding me daily that I am uncapable of accomplishing anything unrelated to music, I guess thats all I really do...I quite enjoy a good dance party, and have at times, walked away with some prizes from dance contests (one unopened glow in the dark frisbee, one loreal kids shirt and shampoo kit, several packs of balloons, etc) I am very interested in things that will make me happy, like trips to mexico or nice words from people on the bus...Whenever people annoy me I remind myself that I have some cards up my sleeve, like stowing away on a steamship to India, there I will live in the mountains, breed exotic strains of tea, train monkeys to drink the tea with me, and grow a formidable sam beam'ish beard, I will play scrabble to keep myself interested in words and things, and perhaps bring a mini tape recorder to report sightings of spaceships and comets...I hope one day to see the moon landing live...And perhaps drink a toast to anyone who doesn't get what they want but roll their eyes knowingly and carry on regardless...

I'd like to meet:

California girls!!!! Billy corgan, The Frogs, Bambi, the grinch...Molto Mario

Music:

THE BUTTER CHURNERS. Some favourite bands: Sunny Day Real Estate, Our Lady Peace,The Matthew Good Band, Weezer, The Smashing Pumpkins, Brand New, Built to Spill, Hole, Death Cab For Cutie, The Strokes, Deftones, Radiohead, Ben Kweller, Blink 182, Catherine Wheel, These Arms are Snakes, Grandaddy, The Mountain Goats, The Postal Service, The Shins, Figurine, Elliott Smith, REM, Mates of State, Everclear, Wilco, Modest Mouse, Nirvana, Rilo Kiley, Swervedriver, Slowdive, My Bloody Valentine, Mojave 3, Placebo, Colourbook...etc, well that should do it for now. And of course...Blish, Mothra,The Shiny Diamonds...

Movies:

American Beauty, Donnie Darko, The Dangerous lives of alter boys, Viephoria!!!!! Saved, Fight Club, anything with Audrey Hepburn in it, Its a Wonderful Life, Punch Drunk Love, Life As a House, United States of Leland, Mulholland Dr. (craziest movie ever) Magnolia (started watching it at night, ended when the sun came up) Good Will Hunting, Big Fish, Lost in Translation, The Life Aquatic, Blue Hawaii (love the Elvis movies...) anything the muppets are in, Zoolander, etc...

Television:

Arrested Development, Home Movies, Family Guy, Mr Show

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, The Wayward Bus and anything else by Steinbeck, Agatha Christie, Jeeves and Wooster (you are a fool if you don't like them, and don't yearn for the lifestyle) The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Snow, Stranger in a Strange Land, About a Boy, High Fidelity, All the Adrian Moles, All the Swallows and Amazons, I read a lot of books even if they aren't good, so I cant really remember everything...Oh, also any book written by someone who cant read...

Heroes:

Prince William, Freddie Prinze Jr. The Artist Formerly known as Prince.

My Blog

Things I thought before bed and during work.

I think more than anything I would like all the months of the year to start with a J. Just imagine Japril, Jeptember, Joctober. There really is no "I" in team. If people buy a brand once, they are mor...
Posted by Calen on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 11:01:00 PST

June 15th, recappp.

8:00, wake up, struggle upwards against duvet and walk into shower. 8:05, stare into shower faucet and question existence.8:30 load amps and guitars into van. 10:50 wait under matresses realize we mis...
Posted by Calen on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:20:00 PST

request for outro music

So just getting ready to go to bed and thinking about going to work in the morning and other parts of life. Imagine you lie back gracefully on an inner tube floating gently down a green river, as you...
Posted by Calen on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:51:00 PST

they wont let me run.

Well its been awhile and i have been busy wasting the best years of my life in a kitchen so; I thought on an interesting side note I have recieved an amazing 23 to 1600 kudos to views ratio, thank hea...
Posted by Calen on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:39:00 PST

alpaccian al pacino al dente

So, now that I passed the teen years, I thought I would recap some dreams I've had, or the goals in my life. Goal 1. Play hockey in the nhl. I always assumed I would be tall and discovered at 17, a yo...
Posted by Calen on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:17:00 PST

laundry keys

Imagine you wake up and it is raining, you walk to the sink and fill up a small stainless steel kettle and then step into the shower. The windows are steamed and you trace the word Syllable on them be...
Posted by Calen on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:05:00 PST

hollywood actor with a chip on his shoulder.

So its been a while and I thought I would jot down some landmark moments in the last few weeks, no doubt those of you eagerly awaiting bit your lip in anticipation.First, walking to work at eightish ...
Posted by Calen on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:03:00 PST

We'll always have Paris.

I dont think anything is sadder than a small store closing. Sigh. Also I have always been annoyed when girls talk about girls who aren't good looking and said "oh she's so pretty" at least guys can ac...
Posted by Calen on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:52:00 PST

concertina and dario argenta.

So i thought I would write something while I was trying to get to sleep and the lesbians upstairs partied with a horse, and the stoner 20 somethings downstairs hotboxed the laundry room. Probably I sh...
Posted by Calen on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:28:00 PST

a sexy magnetic fraud

So lately I've had a lot of time to watch good will hunting, so I did, and this time I was amazingly attracted to Minnie Driver. While I was nothing but a young and hopeful youth in promising social c...
Posted by Calen on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST