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About Me

I'm goofy and retarded. When I'm alone in the car (or not) I like to make up words to the songs on the radio. I often sing them at the top of my lungs. I am quite tone-deaf. Did I mention I tend to be hyperactive and easily distracted? If I don't know you I'll probably try to be the mysterious brooding "cool-guy", but I don't pull that off very well at all. I have an incredible sense of humour that is so advanced most of the people I know will actually mistake me for being unfunny. I like to tell rediculous lies with a very straight face and outrageous truths in the same manner to really keep my friends on their toes. I have a very poor memory, especially when I drink. I like to drink, but I don't go out alot. I will often correct someone's grammar if I know it pisses them off. I have excellent grammar. I am also somewhat of an asshole.

My Interests

Uh... my general interests include music, movies and television. (See below.) I have also mastered the fine art of what the yogis and zen buddhists call meditation. I call it "sitting around and doing nothing". Unfortunately when your job requires enough of your time to be considered your job AND your favorite hobby, there is something to be said for finding yourself. (As in finding yourself in front of the television with your brain turned off.) That's not to say that I'm a couch potato though. I'm a pretty decent shot with a 9mm or .45, and am no stranger at the local firing range. I have been known to auto-cross, paintball, and have even jumped out of a few planes from time-to-time. I have also made a promise to myself to leave the country at least once a year. So far that has led me to visit Germany and Ireland. (Where I go this year remains to be seen, but I'm sure it will be an adventure.) I moved here to Orange County less than a year ago, and I have found that there is plenty here to keep me busy.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a ...NERD GIRL. ..

Other Stuff:

Music:

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Television:

Damages
Burn Notice
Attack of the Show
Ninja Warrior
The Office
Scrubs
Most "Reality" TV
Fast Lane (Cancelled)
Arrested Development (Cancelled)
The O.C. (Cancelled)

Heroes:

My Blog

Why oil prices are so high.

I sent this bulliten to stop people from sending me plans to not buy gas on Wednesdays, or to boycott Exonn/Mobile. It details exactally why oil prices have gotten out-of-control and why NO poli...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 04:25:00 PST

Who has my vote in November?

Most people who know me, know who's got my vote for President in the 2008 elections, but in case you don't feel free to check out the video below. YES WE SHALL! .. ...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 11 May 2008 11:33:00 PST

The long awaited update.

I’m horrible at keeping blogs updated. I’m so hot-and-cold about things, one month I’ll be on here twice a day, and then I won’t look at the stupid page for weeks or mont...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:52:00 PST

Top ten things that suck about west coast beaches.

10. The sand is warm and the water is cold.9. No overwhelming odor of motorboat oil.8. No oil slick from industrial waste.7. No stuck up east coast bitches.6. No sharp ro...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:32:00 PST

Promotion!

Hey, if the company won't give you a promotion, you've got to go and create one for yourself, right? I had a little fun waiting for Steve-O to finish up at work tonight. Working these late...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:09:00 PST

My hand...

So yeah, while moving my stuff a few days ago I tore my hand open kinda bad. Thirteen stitches and a few days later it feels fine, but still looks kinda nasty. I'll put a picture up here s...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 08:09:00 PST

The computer...

...is always the last thing to get packed. I've only been home a few days and already I am getting ready to leave. This time it's for good! I'll still have AIM via the sidekick and phone ...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:56:00 PST

Harrisburg, PA

I'm halfway through this week, and it can't go fast enough. Tonight will be a late one (after class I get to do more work late tonite with the customer.) Also, I just got an email that Sun...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:09:00 PST

Cheap and Free Shit: The List.

The following items must be picked up monday July 30th. I'm trying to move the stuff I'm keeping into storage before the first. I come back July 29th from PA and RI and will be leaving for...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:47:00 PST

Guess who is moving to Orange County?

The answer is ME! I know I just moved, but the office needs someone to live out in Orange County to help get our new presence up and running. I voulenteered. They aren't giving me a giant rais...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:14:00 PST