Well, if you're on my Myspace page you probably fall into one of the following four categories:
1) You're someone who I know that's trying to use Myspace to contact me. If you qualify, you should be in college thus you can find me on Facebook and contact me there. Even if you're not in college you should still have a Facebook so use that.
2) You're an internet slut who didn't go to college and now you have your own porn site. You spend the day trolling profiles on Myspace looking for people to whom you can send your links. If you qualify, piss off and get a real job. Dumb whore.
3) You're an employer who scans online profiles of potential employees hoping to gauge their level of trustworthiness based on a few paragraphs that were probably written 3 years ago. If you qualify you should spend more time talking to a person and less time cruising Myspace. If I happen to be a potential employee, enjoy the bountiful supply of scandalous information you've stumbled upon.
4) You don't know me. If you qualify, piss off.
