Lizzy La La

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Hello. My name is Liz.
My hair is big and my hands are small and my feet are webbed.
I'm usually yawning, texting someone, looking like a tramp, writing an essay, drinking or painting my nails. If you spot a short brown-haired girl with a nose stud wearing a leather jacket doing all these things at the same time then come over and say hi.
I'm an affectionate, demonstrative, touchy-feely person. I like hugs and kisses. Just get over it. I hate it when people say I'm over-the-top. I'm not over-the-top. They're anal.
I self-edit religiously, and incorrect grammar and punctuation makes me die a little inside, but I know not everybody is as uptight as I am.
I'm easily distra... ooh look, a squirrel.
I love to laugh, usually at something that no-one else finds funny.
The healthy lifestyle is not for me. I drink more than is good for me, I probably don't eat enough and my exercise consists of walking across town of nights trying to get served, jumping around at gigs, dancing like a retard and running for the bus. Who needs a long and fruitful life anyway?
I look like Meg from Family Guy, but less sexy.
Tattoos, piercings and unconventional hair are all awesome and should be encouraged from an early age.
I love the theatre and I love to act, but I'm not going to say anything gushing or pretentious about that here. Wait til you get to know me in real life.
I have few cool talents, except from being able to fit my entire fist in my mouth.
To paraphrase Jacob, I use the word 'cunt' as though it were 'darn'.
I like to be busy and lead a full life, doing nothing drives me insane, which is lucky because at the moment there's always something I could be doing...
You can see what I like over there. Things I hate include: cauliflower, intolerance, hypocrisy, addictions, confrontation, petty details, rejection, self-loathing, inarticulacy, people stating their opinion without qualifying it, agnosticism, bad cover versions of beautiful songs, indecision, vicious cycles, injustice, violence, cowardice, milk and white chocolate, deliberate cruelty, use of religion as an excuse to do unspeakable things to other people, really loud unpleasant music on people's Myspace profiles, snobbery, Gothic literature and liars. From this you may deduce that I'm angry and take myself seriously :)
The reason my Top Friends is full of bands and organisations is that I hate ego-stroking and Myspace politics and don't want to rank my mates, all of whom are wicked and sexy and very important to me. However there are some members of the careers room crew who need a very special shout-out for being legends, so we say 'chapeau' to Flo "I'm a seven year old boy at heart and I demand to be treated as such" Campbell-Jones, Sasha "Honk if you love my turban" East, Jini "Threeeee glasses of jelly" Beardsall, Siobhan "I'm fucking fine" Gray, Lauren "I'm not touching anybody's manberries" Cook, Rachel "If you were in the desert and it was your last tube of toothpaste" Keane, and Cat "I can drink vodka because it's made of potatoes and counts towards my 5 a day" Turner- my twinny.
"not gay as in happy or straight as in perfect, but bi as in fuck you"