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Nick

Dirty Snopp

About Me

An (Updated) Experiment:I wander a lot. I change often, but I don't necessarily like it. (My newest kick is eschatology. I never knew that this big ass word contained exactly what interests me, that being how the religions of the world describe the "End Times." Ahh, violence and religion. Can't get much better than that, son. I seriously want to become a teacher now, lol. I can do English lit, eschatology, and the Greek and Latin roots of our language! Whip out the bow tie and buttahz slacks. Hawwwt.)I enjoy kindness, but hate games. I get high off of books and I enjoy the smell of clean laundry. I believe firmly in Freudian slips. I thrive on independence, but crave someone to touch, to hold, to grope. I eat well and stay clear of refined foods, but weigh three hundred pounds beneath the surface.I like to bake and think and hug my cat. I am old and young at the same time, but so was Whitman. I go through phases. I think we make our purpose in life, and I believe that we are responsible for our lives. There is nothing after death, I think, but this thought makes me lust after life more than ever. I like being alone, I enjoy the solitude, but the ringing can get harsh.My family means a lot to me. I think I am funny, but I am also serious. I like bizarre analogies and creative arrangements of words. I sleep well and rise early, but the day can get boring. I am not crazy, I am very sane, I try to accept myself for who I am. I love London and think that accents are hot.My middle name used to be Ester. I like clean teeth and sparkling innerds. Clean teeth and uninflamed gums make me smile. I like mystery and chaos, but certainty has its rewards, if it even exists. Rome still makes me hard, as does ancient history in general. I should have been a medieval abbot or a Latinist scribe. I ain't a bad guy at all. I am open and looking and hopeful of what's to come.

My Interests

Yoga, Buddhism, Commander in Chief, creative writing, relaxation, philosophy, Ancient Rome, literature, Roseanne, Sex and the City, Liza Minelli, my dogs, Burse, Gream, and Goblin, roaming a library or bookstore.

I'd like to meet:

Hmm, I'd like to meet Kathy Bates, John Cameron Michell, Tom Hanks, Bill Maher, Geena Davis, William Faulkner, Frank Norris, Ibsen, Sarah Jessica Parker, Charlize Theron, Tammy Faye Messner, Justin Timberlake, Ellen DeGeneres, Liza Minelli, Judy Garland, and Ron Jeremy, he seems so kind and down-to-earth! Also, these delectable children of the night bring a tear to mine eye:

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Music:

Hedwig and the Angry Inch and Alanis Morrisette!!! Oh, just about anything that constitutes sound. I like it all, even Jessica Simpson, who some of my friends think sounds like a chalk-board being scratched. I like her, though! Classical rocks, too, I've been riveted by Barber's Adagio for Strings lately. Maybe The Elephant Man turned me on to it...

Movies:

The Elephant Man, Beaches (lol, yea, I know), Mask (not with Jim Carrey!), The Witches of Eastwick, Bartleby the Scrivener, Adventures in Babysitting, Howard the Duck, Babette's Feast, The Money Pit, Ghost, Dirty Dancing, Groundhog Day, Sense and Sensibility, Little Women, Dracula, Iron-Jawed Angels, The Royal Tenenbaums, A Mid Summer Night's Dream, She's All that (I wonder why...), Seven, Misery, Forrest Gump, Jane Eyre, Moll Flanders, Batman Returns, Fried Green Tomatoes, A Christmas Carol w/ Reginald Owens

In a Past Life...
You Were: A Brave Despot.

Where You Lived: Tibet.

How You Died: Killed in Battle. Who Were You In a Past Life?

Television:

Commander in Chief, Real Time with Bill Maher, Roseanne, Oprah, Sex and the City, Six Feet Under, Super Market Sweep, Jeopardy.

Books:

McTeague, Macbeth, The Grand Inquisitor, Harry Potter, Heart of Darkness, JANE EYRE, The Tenant of Wildfell Hall, Moll Flanders, Wordsworth, George Herbert, A Wrinkle in Time, A Doll's House, Ghosts, As You Like It, The Importance of Being Earnest, That Evening Sun, Invisible Man, Crime and Punishment, The Odyssey, Ethan Frome, Boswell's Biography of Johnson, Dubliners (The Dead), Bartleby the Scrivener, Huck Finn, Medea, Dracula, Bradbury's stories, Where God Is Love Is, KEATS, Flaubert, To the Lighthouse, Monday or Tueday, A Haunted House, Mrs. Dalloway, Senecan and Jacobean tragedy, anything by Huysmans, The Stranger, Night, Germinal.

Heroes:

T.S. Eliot, Ibsen, Nietzsche, Hedvig, my sister, my grandmother, Six Feet Under, Eudora Welty, and Virginia Woolf.

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What Brand of Bottled Water Are You?

San Pelligrino
You're the most fun of all, because you've got bubbles! You're funny and charming. You're quite popular, but some people take an irrational dislike to you. Don't worry about them, it's their loss not yours. Remember to always be yourself, and that you taste best with a slice of lime, whatever that means.

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